'Walk This Way' plays, and The Tuesday Night Rockers make their way to the ring, accompanied by AJR. The crowd goes wild, and James Fantastic climbs the turnbuckle to pose. Big T climbs another, mic in hand

James Fantastic: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages! RDCW proudly brings to you, its Soon-To-Be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRRRRRLLLLLLD! The Original Rocker James Fantastic! 'Superbad' Big T! The TUESDAY! NIGHT! ROCKERRRRRRRRRRRS!

Big T: And, of course, if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya—SUCK IT!

The crowd pops hugely, behind The Rockers

James Fantastic: As I'm sure you've noticed, folks, we're heading into a Mew Year, a time for reflection and resolutions. Well, The New Year's Resolution of The Rockers is to become the all-new World Tag Team Champions!

AJR takes the mic

AJR: Mister JLA and Captain Howdy, you might brag about being a part of the IV Whoresmen, but can you honestly say that yuo've got what it takes to beat these two? Two Young, Hungry Superstars with the fans behind him against a has-been and a neverwere? Puh-lease!

Monroe: AJR certainly believes in his young charges!

Marcum: He better be ready to eat those words!

AJR: Captain Howdy, you used to be the most dangerous man in the whole world! There was a time when you were considered the God of Hardcore Wrestling, and now you've been reduced to carrying an arrogant joke through his matches!

AJR hands Big T the mic

Big T: All I gotta say is this: When we get into that ring, The Allied Powers better pray that The Superbad is in a good mood, 'cos otherwise I am gonna DESTROY you!

The crowd pops big-time, and 'Walk This Way' Plays as The Rockers makes their way to the back