(The lights go off all throughout the Cheesedome Arena as C.R.E.A.M. by The Wu-Tang Clan blares over the loudspeakers...)

"Doc. Mid-Nite!" ( ..shouts Marcum in amazement as the lights suddenly come back on...)

Doc. Mid-Nite – “'ello."

Monroe - "Ladies and gentlemen! What a surprise! Doc. Mid-Nite... "The D.O.C.", "The Mid-Nite Marauder", "The Highlight of the Nite", "The Mid-Nite Main Event"... Scaring the shit out of my partner, live at the announce table!"

Marcum – “That ain’t right…”

(The Mid-Nite Doctor proceeds to make himself more comfortable, leaning back in his chair between the two announcers while readjusting his headset…)

Doc. Mid-Nite - "Yes it is The Late One, back amongst his Mid-Nite Maniacs… ‘Sup guys?

Monroe – “Not too much Doc! What brings you to our little corner of the RDCW? Shouldn’t you be preparing for your title match against Darth? Where are the other members of the Four? Why aren’t you with them right now? Shouldn’t this be a huge night for you guys?”

Doc. Mid-Nite – “This better be a huge night for us…”

Monroe – “What exactly do you mean by that?!”

Doc. Mid-Nite – “The Late One needs The Four to succeed if his own agenda is to continue.”

Monroe – “So you mean you’re in this for yourself? Now there’s an exclusive…”

Doc. Mid-Nite – “Watch your tone and take it for what you will fucktard, but when The D.O.C. agreed to add his services to Joe Mama’s “Dream Team”, it was for money, power, and respect… There’s a reason I prefer to stay in the shadows, and if I don’t gain everything that’s been promised to me, then there might be some consequences that are out of anyone’s control.”

Monroe – “So you expect to be collecting some gold tonight…”

Doc. Mid-Nite – “That and so much more... Protect Yo’ Neck!”

(The Mid-Nite Marauder slowly stands himself up removing his headset as he makes his way backstage with the song C.R.E.A.M. blaring throughout the Cheesedome)


"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" - Ice Cube