*Backstage, Joey Biles is standing with PenWing.*

JB: PenWing, what are your thoughts heading into tonight's four-way dance for the Heavyweight Cheese Title?

PW: My thoughts? You want to know my thoughts? Why did the Doctor bother to stop at a four-way dance? If everyone and their former tag team partner can participate in my rematch with Joe Mama, then why stop at four? What's so special about the number four? Is it because Joe Mama is the leader of the IV?

*Some pops from the crowd.*

PW: Hell, if the Doctor wanted a free-for-all tonight, why didn't he schedule the full blown masturbation chamber he wanted to jack off to? Sure, he would have had to find two more former tag team partners, but it's not like it's that hard. He could have just given the nod to his number one ass kisser, Dave, and his former partner, Danny.

JB: I'm getting the feeling you're not happy with this match?

PW: Not happy? I wasn't happy when Grimm beat me to a bloody pulp two weeks ago. Last week, I lost my match against him. You better believe I'm not happy... With Grimm. But I got my first match against him out of the way, and I'm a better wrestler for it. As for Nowhereman inserting himself in other people's business, I guess he wanted to dust off his old ballet shoes for tonight. But that's fine with me. If twinkle toes wants to dance, who am I to say no? Just remember, there are only three periods in a game, and four makes overtime. In overtime, well, anytime, anywhere, (the crowd joins in) SUDDEN DEATH RULES!

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