Hardcore Porn Title
Chewy Walrus (C) vs. Balls Nasty vs. Charlie
Charlie heads out to the ring as
'Bad to the Bone' plays over the speakers. Before his music turns off, Balls Nasty charges the ring. The two begin to brawl. Chewy Walrus runs out to join in the fray. The ref calls for the bell to officially begin the match. There doesn't seem to be any strategy from any of the men as each one alternates his punches between both his opponents. Several minutes of intense battling continues before the pace begins to slow down as each man begins to tire.
Chewy and Charlie face off as Nasty slips out of the ring. He goes to the official's corner and pushes his way to the Hardcore Porn belt laying on the table. He pushes James White out of the way as he picks up the belt. He turns to the ring and yells at both men inside. Charlie and Chewy both look over as Balls Nasty hold the title belt in the air. He then steps over the guardrail, into the audience and begins to walk away, occasionally turning back towards his foes and motioning for them to follow. Charlie, being the quicker of the two men left in the ring, slides out under the ropes and hops the rail. The ref and the camera follows as all three men head away from the ring.
Charlie doesn't finally catch up to Balls Nasty until they are out in the Cheesedome lobby. Charlie reaches out to try and grab Balls, but Nasty turns quickly and smashes the belt up against Charlie's forehead.
Monroe: Balls just hit Charlie in the head.
Marcum: It's called teabagging, and it costs $15.
Monroe: What?!
Marcum: Nothing.
Chewy runs up. Nasty tries to hit him with the belt also, but Chewy grabs the belt with both hands and yanks it free from Balls. The Walrus then shoulder tackled Nasty, sending him to the ground. Groggily, Charlie tries to get back up to his feet. Chewy takes the belt and brings it down across the back of the Brit's neck, sending the man crashing back down to the floor. Nasty is back to his feet and begins another attack on Chewy. During the struggle, Chewy drops the belt and they make their way across the lobby and over to the concession stand.
Chewy tosses Nasty over the counter as the employees of the stand quickly move out of the way. The Walrus rolls over the counter and picks Nasty up off the floor. With his hand around Balls throat, Chewy places Nasty's head underneath the butter pump. With his free hand, the Walrus begins to pump the butter over Balls's face. Nasty fights to keep it out of his nostrils and mouth.
Marcum: Oh my god! He's getting ready to eat Balls.
Nasty's hand finds a container of salt. He grabs it and tosses the contents into Chewy's face. The Walrus lets go of Balls and grabs at his eyes while yelling in pain. Chewy searches with his hands for the soda machine and uses the Coca~Cola dispenser to wash out his eyes as Balls Nasty tries to catch his breath while gagging from all the butter he'd consumed. Charlie appears up on the counter and jumps off, hitting a double clothesline. All three men tumble to the ground, but Charlie is the first back to his feet. He walks over to the wall and removes the fire extinguisher. He blasts Chewy in the face with a burst of C0
2 before clobbering him over the head with it.
Nasty gets back to his feet, and he and Charlie begin to fight it out. Charlie is trying to make their way back to the ring as he trades blows with Balls. They make their way through a set of doors and are now back in the audience. He turns to see a rail in his way. They have accidentally made their way to the balcony. As Charlie is realizing his mistake, Balls Nasty takes advantage of the situation and slams Charlie's head into the rail. Charlie falls to the ground, and Nasty tries to recover his strength. But Chewy Walrus comes charging down the corridor. Still a bit near sighted, the Walrus cannot see that there is a rail right in front of him or that they are on the second level.
Chewy collides into Balls, and they both go tumbling over the rail. The camera leans over the rail to show chewy laying on top of Balls Nasty on the floor below. A confused ref stands there for several moments before he does the only thing that comes to mind. He makes the three count, eliminating Balls Nasty from the match. Charlie climbs his way down the balcony and to the lower level. Chewy is stumbling to his feet, very hurt, when Charlie sucker punches him from behind. Chewy falls over and Charlie covers for the win.
As he's handed the belt, the SDC enter the arena from the ramp and are making their way towards Chewy. Charlie exits out of the arena through the lobby again. EMT's begin to enter the audience with a stretcher in tow. The SDC help a half conscious Chewy to his feet. Balls Nasty is still laying motionless on the floor.
Monroe: This doesn't look good. It looks as though Balls is injured, severly.
Marcum: Injured?! He's fucking dead! Chewy Walrus flattened him like a pancake!
EMT's hover over Balls, but he is unresponsive as they put an neckbrace on him and strap him to a backboard. They then lift him onto the stretcher and strap him in. Chewy is standing on rubber legs as another EMT examines him by shining a light in both eyes and asking him questions. The SDC assist carrying Chewy to a waiting ambulance as Balls Nasty is loaded into the back of another.
Monroe: My gawd! This is a terrible end to a match. We'll update you fans as soon as we know something. We need a bit of time here. We'll be back after this ad for Tuesday Night Havoc.
