Grudge Match
Captain Sammitch vs. Pig Iron
Special Referee: Dr. William Paragon
"Ode To Joy" plays and Dr. William Paragon walks down the ramp and enters the ring to the booes of the fans.
“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing over the Cheesedome loudspeakers. Pig Iron and Heidi Schwarz walk down to the ring, but before they get to the ring, Paragon begins to speak.
DP: "As a representative of the BBN, and tonight's licensed official for this match, it is my duty to keep this match fair and square. As such, I am ordering Ms. Schwarz to return to the dressing room for the duration of this matchup!"
Paragon hands his mic off to James White as Pig Iron and Schwarz scream obscenities. Finally, she turns and walks back to the dressing room.
Marcum: “Oh No. No! No, Schwartz.”
Monroe: “It’ll be OK Marcum. I think after tonight Schwartz might have more free time on her hands, and won’t be saddled with that goofball Pig Iron. Well, once Doc Paragon and the Reverend are through with him.”
Marcum: “Not to mention Captain Sammitch.”
Pig Iron steps right up to Dr. Paragon screaming in his face. There is no mic so no one can hear what they are saying to each other. It looks heated, but no blows are exchanged. The bickering continues throughout the new music playing.
"Let’s Get It Started" begins playing and the crowd pops, and Captain Sammitch makes his way to the ring. Pig Iron and Dr. Paragon are too busy yelling at each other to notice Captain Sammitch entering the ring and getting out of his entrance gear. CS almost starts to charge at PI’s back, but the Swine of Steel turns around. So, CS takes a mic.
CS: “Well, when you two are done flirting maybe Pig Whiner and I can start our match, and this is OUR match Paragon. No SDC no DL…just Pig Iron and I. Straight down the middle.”
CS throws the mic out of the ring…as PI and DP both turn around and get into position.
Monroe: “Grudge Match…no tables, no tomfoolery. Can Pig Iron even wrestle a straight up match?”
Marcum: “And Captain Sammitch has some payback from their last match and the intervention from SPAMM.”
Dr. Paragon calls for the match to start. The two wrestlers size each other up and PI goes for the neck lock. CS sidesteps and kicks PI in the lower back. Again. Followed by a Sammitch Spin into the back of PI’s head. PI goes down. CS hits the second rope for a moonsault onto PI. CS goes for the quick flip and cover but the count is a quick 2. CS looks at Paragon as the count seemed too fast, but the crowd can’t tell. A few boos are heard.
CS stands up and pleads to the crowd waving his hands. PI takes the chance and kicks CS behind the knee. CS goes down on one knee, and PI delivers a series of kicks to CS’s ribs and further works on the knees with kicks, and shakes off the last vestiges of CS’s first assault. PI attempts to put CS into a Hog Heaven when CS reverses the mod pump handle into a standing rear chin lock… PI’s arms are going wildly as he tries to grab CS, and CS tries to maneuver him into the center of the ring, but PI falls to the canvas. CS then turns the chin lock into a cross face, and PI tries to wiggle out, but then puts his boot on the bottom rope. Paragon appears to see the boot, but doesn’t call for the break.
CS keeps on the cross face mercilessly for about 7 seconds, and the crowd starts to boo. CS then turns his head back and sees the boot on the rope. CS lets go of the hold and stands up and starts yelling at Dr. Paragon, and points at the rope. Again CS tries to placate the crowd. DP then grabs CS and points to PI and points to his eyes like he didn’t see the boot. CS still tries to placate the crowd waving his hands in the universal sign of innocence. PI begins to get to his knees when DP again goes over to CS and points at PI.
Marcum: “What in the world is going on?”
Monroe: “It looks like Paragon is outta practice.”
CS goes over to PI and appears to be talking to him. PI looking tired quickly turns around and delivers a Pork U to CS. PI then immediately steps around and puts CS into a Hogtied Cradle. CS can’t get to the ropes and DP begrudgingly calls for the bell after about 4 seconds of CS tapping repeatedly. But PI will not let go of the hold.
After a few moments, Paragon motions to James White who announces over the mic: "Dr. Paragon has ordered that if Pig Iron does not release the hold, that he will be disqualified and the match will be awarded to Captain Sammitch!"
Pig Iron is furious and releases the hold, getting in Paragon's face. Paragon argues with the Warrior of Pain for several moments. Finally, Sammitch recovers and hits Pig Iron from behind with a standing dropkick, sending him out to the floor!
Sammitch then stares down Paragon as "Countdown to Armageddon" plays again and Heidi Schwarz leads the angry Pig Iron back to the back.
