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I'd rather watch a porn video of your parents.
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I'd rather watch a porn video of your parents.
That would be Mxy and Llance.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Please excuse him. He's black.
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it would have to be with my parents, for my parents do not have sex and have never had sex and i refuse to belive any other way. 
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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it would have to be with my parents, for my parents do not have sex and have never had sex and i refuse to believe any other way.
bad memories, BAD MEMORIES WWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off pulling her hair out and screaming*
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With my parents. Mom would just say, "TURN THAT TRASH OFF!" and that would be the end of it. END OF IT!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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it would have to be with my parents, for my parents do not have sex and have never had sex and i refuse to belive any other way.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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Son of Snarf Profile for cross Email -cross-@excite.com Member # 1914 Name Title just strange Total Posts 21 Homepage Occupation i work to feed my adictions Hobbies drawing, drinking, comics, drinking, art, reading, video games, dinking, bitching about movies Location outside your window Bio ICQ Number Gender male AOL IM name Registered on Sun Dec 18 2005 03:53 PM
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
i don't no what your talking about
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Please excuse him. He's black.
I swear I responded to this yesterday. It was a great response, laced with wit and charm.
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Please excuse him. He's black.
I swear I responded to this yesterday. It was a great response, laced with wit and charm.
I swear I saw it and laughed at it. My laugh was sincere, hearty, and full of glee.
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I found out your reply was moved to Media X and my laugh was moved to Deep Thoughts.
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Please excuse him. He's black.
I swear I responded to this yesterday. It was a great response, laced with wit and charm.
I swear I saw it and laughed at it. My laugh was sincere, hearty, and full of glee.
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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I'd rather film my parents watching a porn video of me sucking off an Indian to a porn video of one of my parents caught in a cheating act.
Last edited by Dabney Donovan; 2006-01-07 7:41 AM.
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I'm just gonna let that post sort itself out...
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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.He couldn't get back in.
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He: I'd like to marry your daughter.
Father: Have you seen my wife yet?
He: Yes, I have. But I prefer your daughter.
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um god, i'd rather say with my parents, cause well my fathers always strung out of some shit whenever he calls me and my mother would just sit there an dlaugh at it, though sadly i have come across various pictures and video of her.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Wet
by Moondance
Wetness does not always pertain to water
in an ocean, river or lake;
Sometimes it refers to how I feel
when I remember your embrace.
I only have to think of you
to remember me in your arms;
My legs quivering, my mouth moaning
I have fallen captive to your charms.
I long to feel your body on mine
to know the taste of satisfied love;
To lie quietly in your arms
we fit together like a hand to a glove.
You are the sweetheart of my life
you are my one sure bet;
You never have to wonder babe . . .
you can always keep me wet.
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ddp, bischoff, tank abbott, eight-legged freaks and Courtney Cox: theyall fall before me.
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I'd rather gouge out my eyes and have a mexican skull fuck me
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That does sound tempting.
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I thought you were Mxycan.
And your avatar doesn't look very Mxycan.
It looks pissed!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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it doesn't look pissed.
fuck u ur blind dude!
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It definitely doesn't look pissed anymore.
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They changed...
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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