It's JEOPARDY!
Our first contestant is a former internationally renowned male model and administrator of the Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too! Please welcome Derek Zoolander!
Our next contestant is a former dog-groomer from Rhode Island with dreams of opening his own pet store specializing in worm farms. Meet Harry Dunne!
Now, our returning champion, earning a never before precedented $0.75 (beating former champion Brak)... please welcome back Michael Kelso!
And now, here's the host of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek!
Alex: Thanks, Johnny! Let's take a look at today's categories...
CANIS FAMILIARIS (which is a big name for 'dogs')
"STREAK" OF LIGHTNING
FABULOUSLY FABIO!
POTPOURRI
SONGS FROM THE '70s
"MODEL" BEHAVIOR
ASPEN BOUND!
And, our final category... POTENT POTABLES!
Michael, as you are our returning champion, go ahead and start us off...
Derek Zoolander versus Harry Dunne versus Michael Kelso
