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It's JEOPARDY!
Our first contestant is a former internationally renowned male model and administrator of the Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too! Please welcome Derek Zoolander!
Our next contestant is a former dog-groomer from Rhode Island with dreams of opening his own pet store specializing in worm farms. Meet Harry Dunne!
Now, our returning champion, earning a never before precedented $0.75 (beating former champion Brak)... please welcome back Michael Kelso!
And now, here's the host of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek! Alex: Thanks, Johnny! Let's take a look at today's categories... CANIS FAMILIARIS (which is a big name for 'dogs') "STREAK" OF LIGHTNING FABULOUSLY FABIO! POTPOURRI SONGS FROM THE '70s "MODEL" BEHAVIOR ASPEN BOUND! And, our final category... POTENT POTABLES! Michael, as you are our returning champion, go ahead and start us off... Derek Zoolander versus Harry Dunne versus Michael Kelso
Derek Zoolander (46%, 6 Votes)
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Michael Kelso (38%, 5 Votes)
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Sean Connery wins. Without even playing.  What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold, Trebek? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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...anyone gonna mention who they voted for and why?
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Kelso. He's stupid but smarter than the other two.
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I voted for Derek Zoolander because he's the only one I DIDN'T want to hit in the face with a brick. Hate Dumb & Dumber. Hate Asshat Kuntcher.
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Joe Mama said:
I voted for Derek Zoolander because he's the only one I DIDN'T want to hit in the face with a brick. Hate Dumb & Dumber. Hate Asshat Kuntcher.
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Joe Mama said:
I voted for Derek Zoolander because he's the only one I DIDN'T want to hit in the face with a brick. Hate Dumb & Dumber. Hate Asshat Kuntcher.
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I voted for Kelso. He may be an idiot, he may be stupid, he may be just a little smarter than the other options, but- no, wait, that's why I voted for him.
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