Camera fades to backstage area,where we see Joey Biles standing next to Chris Oakley. Chris is wearing a T-shirt with the caption "THREE DOWN,ONE TO GO."
JOEY: Chris,before we discuss your match against Killconey tonight,what's up with that T-shirt?
CHRIS: Put simply,Joey,it refers to the swath of destruction I've cut through the Tuesday Night Schlockers. I started with Two-Ton Tommy and James Fantastic,and then last Sunday at Arma Gadda Da Vida,I added Tommy "the Surgeon" Savitz to my list of trophies. (Mixed reaction from fans watching the interview on the Cheese-o-tron.) There's only one TNR goon I haven't dealt with yet--Arnold Judas Rimmer. And trust me,his time is coming soon.
JOEY: Chris,in addition to beating Tommy Savitz, you recently posted spectacular victories over Flameswordsman and Pariah,two of the most hardcore men in GBW...you must be pretty confident going into your match against Killconey.
CHRIS: I sure am,Joey. Tonight,I'm gonna tear into Killconey like Louie Bastardo at an Italian buffet.
Joey starts to ask Chris another question,but Chris stops him in mid-sentence and takes control of the mic.
CHRIS: And by the way,on the slim chance that Arnold Jughead Rimmer is watching this,I want to let him know that I'm challenging him here and now to a Gillette Stadium Street Fight at the 2006 RDCW Rumble. (Simultaneous cheers and boos from the Cheesedome crowd as Chris hands the mic back to Joey and walks off camera.)
Camera dissolves to Mike "The Mouth" Monroe at ringside.
MONROE: Well,folks,it's safe to say that any doubt anyone might have still had about Chris Oakley's determination to finish off the Tuesday Night Rockers is gone! Chris has just thrown down the gauntlet to TNR manager Arnold Judas Rimmer...only time will tell if Rimmer picks it up!
