"Ecstasy of Gold" plays as Louie Bastardo ambled out onto the rampway and walks down to the announce position. Taking a headset, he sits down next to Mike Monroe and puts it on.
Monroe: What on Gob's green earth are you doing here?
LB: Well, if you'll stop flapping your lips for two seconds, I'll tell you! When the greatest announcer who ever lived decided to hang up his headset, the RDCW asked a collective question: What will we do now that Madman MarcuM's voice no longer fills our lives each week on television? Then, they asked another question: Who could possibly ever replace him? That's right, ME!
Monroe: Oh, no. . .
LB: First, I was the greatest manager ever to set foot in the RDCW! Then I was the greatest talk show host in the RDCW! And now, I'm the greatest announcer in the RDCW! Eat it, Monroe!
Monroe: Fans, let's get back to ringside before I vomit.
LB: Is this thing on? Good, becau-
Louie is cut off by the next person's intro music as the cameras cut back to the ring. 
