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It's either Southern for 'refill' or Grimm and Doc are playing tummy sticks again...
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refill damn you for being sober
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my short term memory has gone to shit
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It's either Southern for 'refill' or Grimm and Doc are playing tummy sticks again...
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It's either Southern for 'refill' or Grimm and Doc are playing tummy sticks again...
-SHUDDER-
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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HUZZAH! I frontpaged a thread all by myself!
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RACK CHEWY.
Now tell me how you did it.
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we don't drink fucking bud
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we don't drink fucking bud
But you DO fuck drinking bud...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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It's a squirrel drinking alcohol! It's FUNNY!
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It's a squirrel drinking alcohol! It's FUNNY!
Yes. Yes it is.
Okay, I'm leaving the office. I'll see yez in less than an hour.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I had a ginger beer tonight! I don't really drink alcohol, so that's the best you're going to get out of me...
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I had a ginger beer tonight! I don't really drink alcohol, so that's the best you're going to get out of me...
...depending on how hard you're squeezed...! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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This isn't Boston.
And to clarify, cross SMOKES bud, and not drink it.
What the fuck do you expect here? I'm drunk!
I can barely see the screen.
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he said something about you fucking a goat.
Who? Meatball Sammitch? Or the TeetotallingDoctor? He needs to drink more...
Speaking of which, Grimmy-Me-Boy, your posts make too much sense. Are you pacing yourself too?
we're drinking boston style so you can keep up.
I'm a fucking pussy. I drink a glass of Zima and pass out. Plean, Gob, don't let my secret get out. Let people think I can drink without showing my complete and totaly pusitude.
What the fuck do you expect here? I'm drunk!
I can barely see the screen.
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and as grimm gets a refeel i am once again in control of my laptop
I don't even want to know what that means...
I don't either.
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Personally, my favorite part is the play-by-play from whomever's on the computer at the time. I will be checking this thread throughout the evening to see how things progress...
Someone really needs to frontpage this thread.
And all of drunk fucks should be in the chat room.
I get here by bookmark.
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This isn't Boston.
And to clarify, cross SMOKES bud, and not drink it.
no no not anymore 
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cross is much weirder than that.
is James Earl Jones going-to-have to choke a btich
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meanwhile in the bathroom of justice grimm is contemplating how to flush a tolit
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This isn't Boston.
And to clarify, cross SMOKES bud, and not drink it.
So he smokes his buds, huh?
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he said something about you fucking a goat.
Who? Meatball Sammitch? Or the TeetotallingDoctor? He needs to drink more...
Speaking of which, Grimmy-Me-Boy, your posts make too much sense. Are you pacing yourself too?
we're drinking boston style so you can keep up.
I'm a fucking pussy. I drink a glass of Zima and pass out. Plean, Gob, don't let my secret get out. Let people think I can drink without showing my complete and totaly pusitude.
I'm sitting here nursing a can of schlitz waiting for one of my friends to pass out so I can pleasure myself to their prone bodies. But I won't teabag them or touch them or anything. Not after the last time.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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meanwhile in the bathroom of justice grimm is contemplating how to flush a tolit
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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actually I was laughing about the use of the term "gesticulating wildly" in reference to my phone.
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What were you doing to your fone?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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it was beeping on the couch while I was in the bathroom relieving myself.
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Doc's been in the toilet for about fifteen minutes and flushed about six times. I think he's done for the night.
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Nice visual! 
So, you keep it on vibrate? I bet you carry it around in your boxers, don'tcha?
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Nice visual!
So, you keep it on vibrate? I bet you carry it around in your boxers, don'tcha?
yes it's quite sad 
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doc has passed out any suggestion on his punishment?
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Nice visual!
So, you keep it on vibrate? I bet you carry it around in your boxers, don'tcha?
yes it's quite sad
tis a shame. but it explains why he likes texting so much.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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doc has passed out any suggestion on his punishment?
Steal his wallet!!!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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well 2 fiths of gentleman jack and half a bottle of vodka latter, grimm throws doc over his sholder and with a big grin on his face stumbles out. i should probable go to bed but i still have the rest of the vodka to drink 
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Steal his wallet!!!
no money in it guess he learned from the last time
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BOOO!!!
ah well, i don't wants a hangover today so i'm gonna have a bagel and a beer.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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RACK CHEWY.
Now tell me how you did it.
Ditto.
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