I, Dr. William Paragon, have decided that the most expedient manner of salvaging the tradition of professional wrestling from the gutter and morass of indecency that the RDCW has fallen into, is to enter and WIN the Randy Rumble and go on to RobbleMania and bring back the World Heavyweight Cheese title to greatness!

Yes, Dr. Paragon will add yet another pretigious championship to his history and lineage and bring the RDCW back to greatness in the process.

How do I know this? Because I've done it before. A decade ago, I became the first and only man to compete in the entire Randy Rumble, entering at number one and lasting through to the end! I am the symbol of excellence in professional wrestling. And at the Randy Rumble, I will prove it once again. Class will once again be in session.

Let me tell you something, just because something is in a graphic format doesn't mean it needs to be apologized for. And just because a novel is serious, doesn't mean it's serious fiction. The only thing comics should worry about is telling a good story. You do that and people will find it. -Brad Meltzer