“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing over the Cheesedome loudspeakers.
bastard: “What is this?”
Monroe: “Well, he has been gone for a few weeks. Let’s see”
Pig Iron enters the ring and grabs a mic.
PI: “First, I’d like to thank Schwarz for kicking ass last week and representing the Dark Lords well. Good job Schwarz. “ PI stutters and pauses. “ I want to tell everyone that I need to take some time off. After my next match of course..just a bit to get my head collected. Ya see, I’m a drunkard. A raging alcoholic. As a matter of fact I’m drunk right now…no one ever noticed…well, because I’m good at what I do. I am a whooayyaaahhh. Maybe when I come back I’ll be more the warrior you all expected. Maybe I can be that thorn in Paragon’s side. Maybe the world will appear more clear. I need to deal with my problem. I respect you all. I only ask that you respect me after I come back. After I clear my head.”
Monroe: “What? What is this?”
PI: “ I am not worthy of being a Dark Lord at this point. I am not a worthy member. We’ll let Grimm and Darth settle this, but I resign my commission as a Dark Lord as of this moment. The fans..the people deserve more….”
PI drops the mic looking disturbed..and exits…
Marcum: “ What is this? What does this mean?”
Last edited by Pig Iron; 2006-01-21 5:58 AM.
