"Rooster" explodes from the Cheesedome as Chris Oakley struts to the ring wearing camoflagued cargo pants and a 2006 RDCW Rumble souvenir T-shirt.The crowd hushes up as Chris takes to the mic.
Tonight's the night,people...tonight I write the beginning of the final chapter in the story of the Tuesday Night Rockers' destruction.(Mixed reaction from the crowd).The end of that chapter,of course,will be written at the 2006 RDCW Rumble when I and my mystery partner take the RDCW world tag team titles from the Schlockers.
Brief pause.
I don't just want to defeat the Schlockers,I want to DESTROY them--the same way they destroyed the Bond Brigade two months ago.I won't rest until I hear them screaming in agony,see them lying in a pool of their own blood,feel them dissolving into jelly as I kick their skulls in.My new tag team partner understands that fact perfectly,and while I'm still not ready to tell you who he is yet,I can let slip one thing:he's here tonight.
Crowd gasps as Chris puts down his mic and heads back to the locker room.
MONROE:Strong words from the former Bond Brigade team captain as he gears up for his 3-on-1 handicap bout against the Rockers on this week's "Havoc"!
LOUIE:The guy's a stone-cold crazy psycho,Monroe!
