*War Pigs sounds, and the Doctor makes his way down to the ring with a mic in hand. He steps into the center of the ring and motions for his music to be cut off.*

The Doctor: As we all know, the transition from one year into the next is always filled with thought. Thought about the year that is waneing. Thought about the year that is to come. What have we done? What are we going to do? 2005 was a good year for the RDCW. We've tripped and stumbled a bit along the way; but overall, we've pushed ahead and created a wrestling spectacal unlike any other. But there's always room for improvement. And that's what I intend to do in 2006. We're going to give you more of the on-the-edge entertainment that you enjoy.

Now, I sat back in my office and though about all the years I've been in the wrestling business. All the promotions I've worked for. All the arenas I've been in. All the audiences I've helped entertain. All the wrestlers who I've worked with. What was it that they all enjoyed? What excited them like nothing else? And then it came to me. T.I.T.s

*The crowd erupts in cheers and howls.*

The Doctor: See what I mean? The mere mention of T.I.T.s sent the entire Cheesedome into a frenzy. I have not met a wrestling fan yet who doesn't like T.I.T.s. Fans get all excited just thinking about them. Well, my little Cheesedomians, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Wrestlers like T.I.T.s too. Let's face it. What's better than watching T.I.T.s? How about being right in the middle of T.I.T.s. After all, that's where all the action is. Hell, even the creative staff loves T.I.T.s, believe it or not. You just start talking about T.I.T.s to them and just watch how their faces light up.

Like I've said, I've been all over the world in this business; and I've seen all kinds of T.I.T.s. Asian T.I.T.s. Mexican T.I.T.s. European T.I.T.s. Little tiny T.I.T.s to great big gigantic T.I.T.s. I've seen the best T.I.T.s in the world, and I've seen the worse T.I.T.s ever put on display. Out of all the years of watching and even handeling T.I.T.s myself, I've come up with one very important conclusion about them. The bigger, the better.

*The audience is on it's feet.*

The Doctor: That's right. Big T.I.T.s really gets you guys up, don't they?

You put a great big set of T.I.T.s right in an audience's face, and they can't help but watch them. T.I.T.s are just something that an audience can grab onto......................... With both hands.

Well, since I love T.I.T.s, the wrestlers love T.I.T.s, and you love T.I.T.s......... Let's face it, who doesn't love T.I.T.s? In 2006 I'm going to show you the biggest, best, most awe inspiring T.I.T.s you've ever seen.

*The crowd begins roaring appreciatively at the Doctor's comments, but "Ode to Joy" begins to play as Dr. William Paragon walks out onto the rampway and down to the ring.*

Monroe: What's all this about?

Bastardo: Maybe Paragon wants to get in on some of the T.I.T.s action!

Monroe: I'm not sure if the BBN likes T.I.T.s or not.

Bastardo: Everyone likes T.I.T.s!

*Paragon steps into the ring and confronts the Havoc GM.*

DP: Now, hold on just one moment, Mister Doctor, if that is truly your name. . .

*The Doctor looks confused at this and looks at the crowd, shrugging his shoulders to their amusement.*

DP: As a duly licensed official representative of the Bobo Broadcasting Network, I would like to know just who gave you the authority to make the decision to go around exposing T.I.T.s on this network!

You see, we at the BBN do not believe that anyone should be allowed to expose their T.I.T.s on network television at any time! It's disgraceful, it's immoral, and we will not allow it!

*The crowd begins a "we want T.I.T.s!" chant, further angering Paragon.*

The Doctor: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Dr. Paragon. *mockingly* If that is your real name.

*The crowd laughs as Paragon begins to look a little annoyed.*

The Doctor: Are you trying to tell me that YOU don't like T.I.T.s?

*Paragon instinctively shakes his head in disapproval.*

The Doctor: If you don't like T.I.T.s, I'm afraid to find out what you do like.

*Paragon is visibly aggitated by the remark.*

The Doctor: Now, you may be BBN's official representative; but I run the RDCW. You can broadcast or not broadcast whatever the hell you want on your station; and I'll put whatever I want in this arena. If I want T.I.T.s in the Cheesedome, then I'll have T.I.T.s flowing out into the stands if I want.

DP: Very well. If you insist on following through your plans to expose these T.I.T.s on the BBN, then the ramifications of this act will fall on your head.

*"Ode to Joy" plays as Paragon walks out of the ring and to the back. The screen fades to commercial.*