*Down in the cellar, Chesty Lerou decides it's a good night to play interviewer...*
Chesty: This is Chesty Lerou reporting from the cellar in the bowels of the Cheesedome. With me, as always, is the Sith Lord, Darth. Darth, it seems some people never learn. Tonight you face PenWing and Killconey in a tag team match. Tell us, what's in store for these SDC members?
*Darth is about to speak but is interrupted by Spandex Monkey.*
Spamm: The SDC will be subjected to all the force of pure darkness. They will be left squealing in terror, begging for release from the terror that surrounds them, but there will be none.
Chesty: Okay...Darth, any idea why PenWing asked for another match against the Dark Lords?
*Again, Darth is interrupted by Spamm.*
Spamm: Why? Why does the Serpent when it sings? Such questions are beyond drivel. They are excavating a new plateau of ignorance, driven by the power of Hellwigs and Szopinskis, powered by the supreme rage of Poffo, mightiest of guzunders. Does that answer your question?
Chesty: Umm... so, the Dark Lords don't know why this match was called, but, of course, the Dark Lords are never ones to turn down a challenge. Darth, what does PenWing's erratic behavior say about the Dark Days that are now upon us?
*As Spamm is about to cut Darth off again, Darth grabs the Monkey Man's face, smothering it with one hand, while he takes the mic from Chesty with his other.*
Darth: Indeed, this is only the beginning. A darkness has fallen upon all of the RDCW. PenWing is but the first to succumb to it's power. In time, for all that Paragon and Williams try, their efforts will be futile as the days grow darker yet. One by one, the RDCW will all fall to the power, of the dark saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd!
*Darth hands the mic back to Chesty and releases his hold on Spamm's face.*
Chesty: Back to ringside with Monroe and Bastardo!
