Fat Retard is making his way through the corridors when he hears loud music. He makes his way to a room marked "Boiler room" and opens the door. Inside he sees what appears to be a large party going on. Loud rock music is playing,scantily clad women are running round & guys are playing air guitar.
FR:"Whut the devil?"
Fat Retard suddenly spots Nowhereman sitting at a table talking to a fat man who looks like Tom Arnold (but isnt)
NM:".....so,after that poor old Bibbo had to change his underpants again..."
Nowhereman spots Fat Retard
NM:"Shit dude,you better get outta here,you know how the top brass hate you internet reporters!"
The Tom Arnold lookalike runs outta the room
NM:"Hey Retardo,howzit hangin?"
FR:"Whut in the Sam Hill is going on here?"
NM:"Whats it look like porky? I'm having a bit of a par-tay!"
FR:"But why?"
NM:"Why not?"
FR:"Surely you should be training for your title match against Grimm?"
NM sniggers
NM:"Train? To beat Gimmp? Why?"
FR:"Becau..."
NM:"You dont get it do ya wide load? I dont need to train to beat Grinch,I taught that nancy boy everything he knows,but I didnt teach him everything I know.......get it?"
FR:"Ah th...."
NM:"Look,its simple,even a special child like you can understand it. Quimm thinks he is some kinda big scary monster,well I've seen monsters,I've beaten monsters and hell,I've even been a monster,and quite frankly,that all yesterdays news."
NM grabs some chicks arse as she walks by
NM:"I realised that being all moody & sour faced might scare those of a weaker disposition,but it aint gonna get you laid unless you want some freaky bitch like that bird Hardlycan or Crusty LaPew. Now that might all sound a bit shallow but hey,who gives a shit as long as I'm having fun!"
FR:"Well th...."
NM:"So anyway lard boy,yer cramping my style here,theres wimmins waiting to give me their undying attention and I'm ready to recieve it!"
Nowhereman pushes Fat Retard out the door,but just as he is closing it he stops
NM:"Oh,and if you see Groo,tell him Glen Danzig called,and he wants his gimmick back!"
NM slams the door leaving Fat Retard rather flustered
FR:"DROP TOE HOLD!"
