Women's Boobie Match
Meeko vs. Schwarz
Ex-Officer Heidi Schwarz hit the ring first, as "Countdown to Armageddon" played over the sound system.
Monroe: Schwarz is tapping that nightstick menacingly.
Bastardo: She handles her nightstick real well. I bet that's why Pig Iron chose her.
Monroe: What does a woman like that see in a goof like Pig Iron?
"Strike It Up" started as Meeko headed to the ring to the cheers of the fans. She climbed into the ring to pose, but Schwarz clocked her from behind with the nightstick and began ripping off Meeko's outer ring gear!
Monroe: That's not right!
Bastardo: I know! She should've clocked her a few more times! Make sure you get the job done!
Schwarz went for and over head suplex, but Meeko escaped and caught her with an inverted ddt. Schwarz was down, but Meeko was unable to follow up and rolled over to a neutral corner to recover from the head shot she took earlier.
Meeko eventually shook it off as Lothar checked on both women, and Meeko went for a series of Meekoplexes, she set up for a Meekoconrana, but Pig Iron's image appeared on the Cheese-O-Tron, taunting her.
PI: This little Piggy went to market, this little Piggy stayed home. . .
Monroe: What the hell is he doing?
Bastardo: He's buying time, Monroe! How dumb are you?
Lothar checked on Schwarz' condition while Meeko berating PI's image. At that moment, Harleykwin slipped into the ring and assaulted Meeko from behind, hitting her with The Last Laugh, before disappearing again!
Monroe: The Last Laugh! That's one of Lor's moves!
Bastardo: Obviously, she's sending a message!
Schwarz pulled herself to her feet and grabbed Meeko, putting her in the Crowd Control (Widow's Peak) and getting the three count.
At that moment, Pig Iron's image finished with "The Schwarz is with me." before fading out as Schwarz headed to the back, victorious.
Last edited by Louie Bastardo; 2006-01-18 5:13 PM.
