Grudge Tag Match
SDC (PenWing/Killconey) vs. the Dark Lords (Darth/Spandex Monkey Man)
PenWing continued his uncharacteristic pursuit for punishment with Killconey at his side, and early in the match it looked like the two Sudden Death Connection members had all the momentum. PenWing's rage and Killconey's unpredictable recklessness surprised the odd couple combination of Darth and Spandex Monkey Man as the SDC-ers mixed up their styles with numerous quick tags, and laid into the Dark Lords with everything they had. Finally, PenWing hit Darth with a Spin-o-rama, and went to the top ropes for the High Holy Howe. As he prepared to leap into the air, Darth sat up, and quickly returned to his feet. The Sith Lord was a blur as he lunged at PenWing and locked his right hand in a choke hold around PenWing's neck. A few seconds later, Darth delivered a crushing Sabreslam, and quickly went for the cover. Killconey broke up the count, but it cost him as Spamm ran into the ring and delivered the Monkey T (Double Arm DDT).
Lothar began shouting at Spamm to get out of the ring. Darth took advantage of the distraction as he worked over both Killconey and PenWing. As Spamm broke into a fit of ooks, eeks, acks, and the like, Darth whipped Killconey into the SDC corner, and then whipped PenWing into him. Spamm finally settled down and began to exit the ring as Darth ran into the SDC corner and executed a double Stinger Splash. Both SDC members fell forward. Darth pulled PenWing towards the center of the ring as Killconey fell forward.
Darth then tagged in Spamm, and the Monkey Man went to work on PenWing, teaching him the meaning of pain and suffering as he worked over PenWing's arms and legs. But PenWing would not give up, and he endured all of what Spamm had to dish out to him, finally hitting a desperate Sudden Death. As Lothar began to count, Killconey climbed to the second rope and got the crowd going as he called for the tag. PenWing started to crawl towards his corner, and just as Spamm got back to his feet, PenWing managed to stretch out and tag in Killconey.
Killconey climbed the ropes and quickly executed The Dragon Reborn (Dragonrana) on Spamm, but the move took a little out of the already tired Killconey, and he took too long to make the cover, allowing Spamm to kick out at two. The two lightweights slowly got back to their feet and began trading blows in the ring. Killconey managed to get the upper hand with a springboard crossbody to Spamm. Unfortunately, the move also knocked out Lothar, and there was no one around to count the pin. In need of a tag, Killconey slowly made his way to the SDC corner, but when he looked to tag out, PenWing was nowhere in sight.
Killconey looked around just in time to see PenWing sneak up behind Darth and shatter his Sherwood on the Sith Lord with a BC Two-hander. Darth bent over for a moment, and then stood right back up and turned to face his attacker. Darth stepped down from the ring apron and began to walk towards PenWing. PenWing grabbed a chair and ran at the Sith Lord, but in his reckless abandon he walked right into the Maul (big boot). Darth lifted PenWing up and into the Sabrestretch (torture rack), and swung him out and down onto the chair with the Dark Side Slam.
Killconey looked on helplessly in the center of the ring. Realizing Spamm was still out there, he turned around, right into Here Comes Mr. Sledge Hammer. Spamm handed Mr. Sledge Hammer to Darth as Chesty shook Lothar awake and pointed to the center of the ring where Spamm was covering Killconey. Lothar counted the pin and the bell rang as the rest of the SDC made their way to the ring. The Dark Lords laughed them off as they passed each other on the ramp. Captain Sammitch and Chewy entered the ring to help Killconey, while Meeko walked around to assist PenWing. As PenWing got to his feet, Captain Sammitch walked over to him and started talking to him. PenWing brushed him off and made his way to the back, leaving the rest of the SDC wondering what was going on in his head.
