Handicap Street Fight Match
Chris Oakley vs. TNR (James Fantastic/Two-Ton Tommy/Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz)

"Rooster" erupts from the Cheesedome PA system as Chris Oakley makes his way down to the ring with a wireless mic in hand.

LOUIE BASTARDO:So who the hell is this new guy Oakley's been bragging about all week?
MIKE THE MOUTH MONROE:We're about to find out,Louie...

The music fades out as Chris begins to address the fans.

CHRIS:Ladies and gentlemen,I know you want to find out who my new tag partner is for my 3-on-2 match against the Tuesday Night Schlockers at the Randy Rumble...but that can wait until my tonight's match is over.First I want to prove to Arnold Jughead Rimmer and his little goon squad--and everyone else in RDCW--that I can win solo even if it looks like the odds are hopelessly against me.

With that,"Walk This Way" booms from the Cheesedome PA and the Tuesday Night Rockers make their way to the ring with Arnold Judas Rimmer in tow. The bell rings, and Oakley attacks like a rabid pit bull.

TNR fights back with double-team,even triple-team manuvers on the former Bond Brigade captain;but Chris defends himself with a relentless determination. After several minutes, Two-Ton Tommy charges at Oakley intending to deliver a Clothesline From Hell,but a tired Chris reverses it into an The Full Metal Jacket and covers Two-Ton Tommy.

MONROE:One...two... Savitz broke the count!And now he nails Chris with The Anaesthetist!

James Fantastic climbs the top rope,then delivers a furious One and Only on Chris for the 3-count and the victory.

The Rockers gather in the middle of the ring and start to celebrate, but the celebration is cut short as Del Castillo's "Back From The Grave" explodes from the PA system and a very familiar-looking luchadore barrels out of the locker room to attack a surprised TNR.

MONROE:Incredible!El Superbeasto is coming to Chris Oakley's aid!
LOUIE:Holy crap!THAT'S Oakley's tag partner for the Rumble?!

Chris and Superbeasto proceed to clean house,sending an injured TNR and their manager back to the locker room.Chris picks up the mic again.

CHRIS:Here he is,folks,the man who's going to help me end the Schlockers' reign as RDCW world tag team champions,El Superbeasto!
SUPERBEASTO:Matamos TNR!(We're going to kill TNR!)

Chris and Superbeasto pose in the center of the ring as the camera fades out.