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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
agreed beer is worthless
wierd is i got to likin tequila in n. texas, down here it's just more readily availible
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well, you know it is late......and they stop selling o'douls after a certain time... can you blame him
i figured its cause he's sore from the hand crank to keep his computer running. though one would think he's use to that movement.
the hamster only runs on his wheel when I feed him.
now really grimm, joe is a bit chunkier than a hamster.
...shut up...
And, if he were talking about me, he'd say "GUINEA pig".
nah, more like dairy cow.
No, see, the joke is that I'm Italian. And a guinea pig is like a hamster. So it's a play on words and such. Jeez, kids today.
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
If, by "Shiner Bock", you mean...
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well, you know it is late......and they stop selling o'douls after a certain time... can you blame him
i figured its cause he's sore from the hand crank to keep his computer running. though one would think he's use to that movement.
the hamster only runs on his wheel when I feed him.
now really grimm, joe is a bit chunkier than a hamster.
...shut up...
And, if he were talking about me, he'd say "GUINEA pig".
nah, more like dairy cow.
No, see, the joke is that I'm Italian. And a guinea pig is like a hamster. So it's a play on words and such. Jeez, kids today.
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
whatever, man. you're about two steps removed from milwaukee beast or pabst.
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
If, by "Shiner Bock", you mean...
no see by shiner bock i mean this
it's not where they keep your near beer, so i can see how you might have missed it
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
whatever, man. you're about two steps removed from milwaukee beast or pabst.
sadly enough that joke of a beer pbr used to be made here, 
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
whatever, man. you're about two steps removed from milwaukee beast or pabst.
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if i'm goin non alcoholic i am going to spend my money on somthing other than near beer.
besides, beer is still just the gap filler between a shot of tequila.
then after the zimas, perhaps you can consider a heinekin or a rolling rock. something nice and light to start you off.
as long as you got your o'douls alls good. and besides, i go straight for the shiner bock. it's like o'douls, but with alcohol....so you probably wouldn't like it
If, by "Shiner Bock", you mean...
no see by shiner bock i mean this
it's not where they keep your near beer, so i can see how you might have missed it
Well, you sure showed me. You heavyweight, you...
I hope that wasn't the link you REALLY wanted me to see...
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wow, you changed the link, i would be impressed if you had had somthing new. too bad, when you step up to the big boy drinks give it a try, it's just 2 steps further to shiner.
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well, you know it is late......and they stop selling o'douls after a certain time... can you blame him
i figured its cause he's sore from the hand crank to keep his computer running. though one would think he's use to that movement.
the hamster only runs on his wheel when I feed him.
now really grimm, joe is a bit chunkier than a hamster.
...shut up...
And, if he were talking about me, he'd say "GUINEA pig".
nah, more like dairy cow.
No, see, the joke is that I'm Italian. And a guinea pig is like a hamster. So it's a play on words and such. Jeez, kids today.
yes, but we're speaking literal here.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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wow, you changed the link, i would be impressed if you had had somthing new. too bad, when you step up to the big boy drinks give it a try, it's just 2 steps further to shiner.
You show me a big boy, I'll step up to him. You show me big boy drinks, I'll step up to them. Until then, you keep drinking Yoo Hoo and pretend it's harder stuff...like Ovaltine.
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your couldn't hande real beer? went to the safty of yoo hoo? cuddle your near beer and feel safe, when your ready, real beer will still be around.
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your couldn't hande real beer? went to the safty of yoo hoo? cuddle your near beer and feel safe, when your ready, real beer will still be around.
You're a silly li'l pimp, all talkin' 'bout beer. OH YEAH!!!
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and in the meantime, tim will sip his pabst.
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thou dost mock koolaide man? shame, eternal shame.
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and in the meantime, tim will sip his pabst.
and yet as crappy as pbr is...it still has o'douls beat. what's your point?
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the point is, you're just not big enough to hang with the real drinkers and have this festering need to prove yourself. sorry, but when you get past the girl drinks, call us.
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no, i believe the point was you ran out of o'douls and got cranky.
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riiiiigggghhhhht. finish your boone's farm, sonny. the big boys will be over here while you practice on wine coolers.
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you try and try. o'douls is beat hands down by any alcoholic beverage. better to spend money on cheap crappy booze than fake booze. you just keep waivin the near beer around and pretend. one day..one day.
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bartles and james are waiting for you. keep at it, sonny. I can't promise a reserved spot at the big boys table, but we'll keep you in consideration.
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is that what you tell yourself, waive that near beer a round, i know, an unlit cigarette too. then you can pretend all you want about what it'll be like. do you pretend to be drunk too? do you get all pissy when someone points out your drinkin near beer and you can't get drunk of it...?
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it must be nice for you living in your little fantasy world.
for the record, I'm from MS. I was born in the delta. you know, where modern music comes from. I'm not a fucking yankee, you ignorant slut.
now get back to your zimas. they're getting all lonely waiting for you to stop masturbating to pics of rob and finish them off.
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and yet you missed the whole point. you were cranky like a baby without a bottle, or, a pussy without his o'douls and missed the point i was pokin fun at you, in a good natured way. so you stomped your feet and threw a fit. and now at your best you throw out the same old crap at me......and for the record....try again, zima has alcohol in it. therefore beats your near beer anyday. cunt
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I'm a little girl who likes skipping rope and drinking yoo hoo. would you be my friend?
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it's late, where's my o'douls, you know i get cranky without my o'douls....i can't go to sleep without a warm glass of o'douls
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where's my zima? I need a zima so I can pretend to drink hard liquor and make ignorant statements on a message board!
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without my o'douls you know how i blow things out of proportion and have a caniption fit. you know i can't handle it. i get all teary eyed and act like a lil bitch huffin and puffin.
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now that I've had a zima and a couple of yoo hoos, I'm feeling quite randy and I need to get to huffin and puffin! where's that manly kamphausen fella at?
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i am resortin to gay jokes and innuendos now, i am warning you, someone get me an o'douls or it will only get worse. no, i don't want a yoohoo, i gotta have a near beer and pretend to be a big boy.
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it's time for some pcituring taking! who needs me to sit on their pole?
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when i don't get my near beer i get all wierd and start projecting my homosexual fantasies on others as a defense. that way no one will know my deep dark secret. where's my o'douls!!!!
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no one wants to play with me!
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i am suprised you responded her, i figured you would have taken it to yet another form, share your cryin with everybody. though i am impressed with your ability to quote then change it. i am sure everyone that reads them will be amazed. i am suprised no one thought of that before. o'douls must be food for the brain.
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