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It's that time of year again, ladies and gentlemen. It's time we tell the Oscars and Golden Globes to shove their prestigious awards up their prestigious asses and lay down the law with our own choices for what's the best damn thing to hit the silver screen since Salma Hayek's nipples. Categories and winners from last year were: Best Picture - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Director - Sam Raimi for Spider-Man 2
Best Actor - Bruce Campbell for Bubba Ho-Tep
Best Actress - Kate Winslet for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Supporting Actor - Alfred Molina for Spider-Man 2
Best supporting Actress - Christina Applegate for Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best Score - Team America: World Police
Best Original Song - "Accidentally in Love" by the Counting Crows for Shrek 2
Best Original Screenplay - Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, and Pierre Bismuth for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Best Adapted Screenplay - Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Michael Chabon, and Alvin Sargent for Spider-Man 2 (based on the comic book by Steve Ditko and Stan Lee)
Best Visual Effects - Spider-Man 2
Best Sound - Spider-Man 2
Most Quoteable Film - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Best Action - Spider-Man 2
Best Individual Fight Scene - Spider-Man 2 - Spider-Man vs. Doctor Octopus (train)
The Ultimate Jaburg53 Lifetime Acheivement - Bill Murray
Best Actress in an Adult Film - Tawny Roberts for The Sopornos 4 Now you know the categories and the caliber of last year's winners, start thinking of who deserves recognition this year. Nomination threads will start going up tomorrow.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I suggest we have a "Best Kid From Joey" category this year.
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My plan was to have this whole deal in sync with the Oscars.
Dec 31st was my planned start date, the day Oscar Nominess are announced.
We would then make our nominations. The nominations would have to all be done by feb 26th. On Feb 26th the voting ballot should go up to give the poll a week ending on Sunday march 5th the day of the Oscars.
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Fuck that.
Besides, didn't we just have the "Bobbies?"
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Dec 31st was my planned start date, the day Oscar Nominess are announced.
See? You've already fucked it up.
I swear. It's like holding a fake, internet awards show with my brother's kids.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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PCG342 said:
Fuck that.
Besides, didn't we just have the "Bobbies?"
Those were for the ancient, dead format of television.
These are for the theatrically released films. THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!!!!!
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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thedoctor said:
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Ultimate Jaburg53 said:
Dec 31st was my planned start date, the day Oscar Nominess are announced.
See? You've already fucked it up.
I swear. It's like holding a fake, internet awards show with my brother's kids.
Ha!
I meant January.
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That's when I was planning on starting nominations as well.
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Thats when I was planning World War V!
I decided to go to straight to five to get the jump on everyone else!
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Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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i want the pig iron lifetime achievement award.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Pig Iron said:
i want the pig iron lifetime achievement award.
Then you should've been the one to come up with the idea to have these awards last year...
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Nowhereman said:
Thats when I was planning World War V!
I decided to go to straight to five to get the jump on everyone else!
Good idea. You can always come back later and make money by calling the following two wars prequels.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I suggest we have a "Best Kid From Joey" category this year.
Bless you.
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YOU PUT SOUP IN IT!
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www.imdb.comIf you can't remember the name of an actor (snarf) or remember when a movie came out look it up on that site.
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I vote for McCauley Culkin.
It was for research,honestly guvnor!
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I vote for McCauley Culkin.
That's stupid. He's, like, in his twenties now.
To make the joke work, you should have voted for Dakota Fanning.
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And how many movies did Culkin release last year?
Surely Fanning is the wrong sex!
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Actually, all we know is that Townsend, excuse me, Townshend was busted for kiddie porn. That could mean he liked little girls just as easily as little boys.
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I think it all comes down to Jim. What annoys you the most?
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EAT ME IM A DANISH
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