That's no distasterpiece!
This is....
Oh pity poor Road Warrior Heidenreich
He won't have any more opponents to like
He tried to invite them all over for dinner
But after today, his pecs will get thinner
Sadness will be Heidenreich's propinquitous feeling
For never again will he have spotlights to be stealing
And that was a poem, by HEIDENREICH!!
