"Ode to Joy" begins to play as Dr. William Paragon makes his way out to ringside. He steps into the ring and begins to speak.
DP: Once again, I, Dr. William Paragon, have come before you in my attempt to clean up the RDCW. Now last week, I made the promise to the Doctor that there would be no T.I.T.s exposed on this program while it ran on this network! Now this week-
Paragon is interrupted as "War Pigs" begins to play and the Doctor heads down to the ring.
Doctor: Welly welly well. Mister Paragon.
DP: That's Doctor Paragon.
Doctor: Very well, then, Doctor Paragon. Do you know what I think you need?
DP: No, Mister Doctor. . .
Doctor: Mister Doctor?
DP: Doctor Doctor?
Doctor: Doctor Doctor?
DP: Mister M. D.?
The Doctor shrugs and looks at the audience with a "WTF?" look on his face.
DP: Never mind, just tell me, what is it that you think I need?
Doctor: First off, you need just what this audience needs, and what I promised I'd bring to Havoc last week. T.I.T.s. But most importantly, you need to get laid.
Paragon becomes furious and begins to crowd up close to the Doctor.
Doctor: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That wasn't an offer. Why don't you save that up for Rev.
Willie? I'm here to deliver on last weeks promise of T.I.T.s. After discussing it with the RDCW board and receiving the seal of approval of Rob Kamphausen himself....
Louie: Who would have guessed that Kamphausen likes T.I.T.s.
Two men wheel something out onto the ramp. It is covered in a blanket.
Doctor: ..... the way has been cleared for the biggest ....
DP: Hold on there! As the representative of the Bobo Broadcasting Network, I forbid this lurid public display of.....
The two men remove the blanket to show a large, cup styled golden trophy with a pile of cash in the center.
DP: ..... a trophy?
Doctor: Yes, the trophy to the RDCW's own
Tag-Team
Invitational
Tournement.
Louie: I am truly depressed.
Monroe: A tag team invitational tournament!
Doctor: The prize will not only be that very large trophy, or the $25000 of cash laying in it, but the team to win the tournament will go on to fight for the Tag-Team Titles at Robblemania. They will also get to choose the stipulations of their match. If the current champions decide to enter the tournament and win and if they are still the champs come Robblemania, they will choose not only the stipulations, but their opponents as well.
DP: I am impressed, Doctor. The BBN will be pleased with this news, as well, I'm sure.
Doctor: They'd better be. We worked damn hard on this.
DP: Just one other thing.
Doctor: Yes?
DP: This tournament had best improve the quality of this show. Or you might find yourself before the board of directors.
Doctor: I'm not too worried about that, because the board of directors approved this all beforehand. However, you might need to take a look at your own progress,
Doctor Paragon. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some other tits to look at. And I'm not referrring to tag teams this time.
"War Pigs" cues up again as the Doctor heads to the back, leaving Paragon fuming in the ring. The camera focuses on the large trophy filled with cash.
Monroe: The Tag Team Invitational Tournament! A trophy filled with cash! A World Tag Team Title shot at RobbleMania! Only in the RDCW! Fans, we'll be back after this!
