RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 1/17/06

Dark Lords Gauntlet Match
Nowhereman vs. the Dark Lords (Spandex Monkey Man/Pig Iron/Darth/Grimm)

“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing over the Cheesedome loudspeakers.

Bastardo: “What is this?”

Monroe: “Well, he has been gone for a few weeks. Let’s see”

Pig Iron enters the ring and grabs a mic.

PI: “First, I’d like to thank Schwarz for kicking ass last week and representing the Dark Lords well. Good job Schwarz. “ PI stutters and pauses. “ I want to tell everyone that I need to take some time off. After my next match of course..just a bit to get my head collected. Ya see, I’m a drunkard. A raging alcoholic. As a matter of fact I’m drunk right now…no one ever noticed…well, because I’m good at what I do. I am a whooayyaaahhh. Maybe when I come back I’ll be more the warrior you all expected. Maybe I can be that thorn in Paragon’s side. Maybe the world will appear more clear. I need to deal with my problem. I respect you all. I only ask that you respect me after I come back. After I clear my head.”

Monroe: “What? What is this?”

PI: “ I am not worthy of being a Dark Lord at this point. I am not a worthy member. We’ll let Grimm and Darth settle this, but I resign my commission as a Dark Lord as of this moment. The fans..the people deserve more….”

PI drops the mic looking disturbed..and starts to exit

Bastardo: “ What is this? What does this mean?”

"Return of the Living Dead" cues up as Grimm walks out on the entranceway. He is not amused. He heads to the ring to confront Pig Iron

Monroe: It's the World Champion!

Bastardo: I wonder what he thinks of Pig Iron's announcement?

Monroe: I think we're gonna find out.

Grimm: Now Pig Iron, we've known each other for a while now, and we've been pretty good friends. So you know that there is all the respect in the world when I say to you what in the hell is going through your mind right now??!!

I know you've had some difficulties, and I know things haven't gone a hundred percent the way you've wanted them to. But this is the RDCW. We. . .we are the Dark Lords! We are the new dominant force and we are remaking this company in our likeness. . .whether they like it or not!!!!!!!!

So what I want to know right here, right now, is this: Are you going to stand with us? Are you going to be the Hog of War? Are you going to be the Swine of Steel? Are you going to be the WOOOOAAAYYYYYAAAAHHHHH OF PAAAAAIIIINNNNN????

Or are you going to be like each and every one of these people out here, content to just sit back and watch while other people do the work and reap the glory? So, I leave it to you, Pig Iron. What's it gonna be? Are you a Dark Lord, or are you just a pile of bacon bits?

Grimm shoves the mic into Pig Iron's hand as "Return of the Living Dead" plays again and he steps out of the ring, beginning to return to the back.

PI: “ I have my problems. I want Darth out here now. I am dealing with my problems as I see them. Darth…Darth is the weak link in the Dark lords. Darth is the crippled figment of his own imagination. Darth is the vision existing in his own mind. Darth is the downfall of the dark lords..a vestige of corruptness flowing from doc paragon that needs to be purged…we need to be rid of corruptness..to cleanse the filth.. I am cleansing myself so Darth needs to come out and be real and come clean..i have no problem with you Grimm.

Grimm pauses at ringside. He has a look on his face that says "this ought to be interesting." He climbs back into the ring and takes a seat on one the turnbuckles to get a better view of the happenings.

Darth's music begins to play, as the two await their ally in the ring. The CheeseDome darkens and then turns red as Darth's entrance lights flash. Several moments pass by but Darth fails to appear. Pig Iron looks at Grimm. Grimm looks back and shrugs. The music stops after a moment.

PI: "I'm calling you out, Darth! Come out and face the reality of the Wooooaaaayaaahhhhhhhhh of Paaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!"

Again, Darth's music begins to play, as the red lights flash. Again, Darth does not show up. Grimm and Pig Iron confer in the ring as Havoc's theme music cues up.

Monroe: Fans, we have to take our last commercial break, but we'll be back with our main event after this!