*Havoc returns from break as "Cemetary Gates" begins to play over the loudspeakers.
James White: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event for the evening. . .it is a Gauntlet Match!
*Spandex Monkey Man heads out onto the rampway first, brandishing Mr. Sledge Hammer and Mr. Staple Gun. He is soon followed by Heidi Schwarz and Pig Iron. After a brief moment, Harleykwin leads out the RDCW World Heavyweight Champion, Grimm. The Dark Lords, minus Darth and Chesty LeRou, make their way to the ring. Spamm steps inside and readys himself as Pig Iron and Schwarz stand at ringside. Grimm takes a seat at the announce table next to Monroe and Bastardo as Harleykwin sits on Grimm's lap.
Monroe: I guess Grimm will be joining us here at the beginning of this match.
Bastardo: Welcome, champ!
Monroe: What's the deal with Darth and Chesty? Where are they?
Grimm: I don't know, but you can be damn sure I'll find out. First things first, let's get that limey poof out here so we can finish this tonight.
"Kickstart My Heart" cues up as Nowhereman appears on the rampway. He seems confident, although cautious. He heads down to the ring and rolls inside, wary of Spamm's weaponry. Spamm charges, but Nowhereman steps aside and hits the ropes. Spamm swings Mr. Sledge Hammer, but Nowhereman ducks under and hits a Kik Tracee!
Monroe: The match is underway!
Grimm: Get up, Spamm!
Nowhereman follows up with a Slammin Gladys, and signals for the Iron Maiden! He locks Spamm in the submission hold, but Pig Iron and Schwarz distract Lothar as Spamm attempts to get to the ropes! Nowhereman releases the hold and yells at Lothar.
NWM: CUNT!!!!
Spamm picks up Mr. Sledge Hammer and charges Nowhereman again, but NWM is ready and catches Spamm in a droptoehold! Spamm hits the ropes and Mr. Sledge Hammer rebounds back into him, stunning him! Nowhereman catches another Slammin Gladys and gets a three count! Spamm rolls out of the ring, holding his head.
Grimm: Dammit, get in there, Pig Iron!
Pig Iron jumps into the ring and nails Nowhereman with a series of forearm blows, working on his back. PI sets NWM up and hits a running Swine-A-Sault onto the prone rocker. He goes for a pin but only gets two.
Grimm: Slow count, Lothar.
Bastardo: I've been saying that for years!
Monroe: Will you two stop?
PI tries for a Schwein Shlop Suplex, but Nowhereman reveres into a suplex of his own and follows up with a series of elbowdrops onto the Swine of Steel. NWM hits the ropes, but Schwarz trips him allowing PI to roll out of the way. NWM stumbles a bit, allowing PI to hit a running Pig on the Wing, knocking him to the turnbuckle. PI tries to follow up with an avalanche, but NWM drops down and PI hits the buckles hard!
NWM tries for a Slammin Gladys, but PI hits a low blow and goes for a Hogtied Cradle, getting a two count. NWM is beginning to tire and doesn't kick out as quickly this time as he did earlier. PI sets up and hits a devastating Pork U on Nowhereman as the Dark Lords applaud from ringside.
