*Havoc returns as we see Louie Bastardo standing on the interview podium with a mic.
LB: As you know, tonight is the inaugural T.I.T.s matches! Right now, we're going to hear from one of the teams in this tournament, "The Loose Cannon" Johnny Evil, and his partner the reigning Hardcore Porn Champion, "The Million $ Pitbull" Charlie!
Johnny and Charlie head out onto the podium, each jockeying for position in front of the camera.
LB: Tonight, you face your former Family members, Howlerama. What are your thoughts?
Johnny begins to speak but Charlie grabs the mic away before he can.
Charlie: I'll tell you our thoughts! It stinks! I have a title defense against Pig Iron to get ready for, and here I am stuck in this tag team tournament against two of my friends!
Johnny pulls the mic back.
JE: Listen, what's your problem here? Look, we're undefeated in tag team competition. We beat Captain Sammitch and PenWing when they were the champions and never got a rematch!
Monroe: He's right, fans!
JE: I know you've got other concerns, but we have a chance to win the tag titles here that we were screwed out of by backstage politics months ago!
Charlie holds up his hardcore porn title.
Charlie: Need I remind you that I already have a title to worry about?
JE: Need I remind you who helped you win that title in the first place?
Charlie: And where were you when I lost the title to Balls, Johnny? Or when I beat three people to win the title back?
JE: And where were you when the Family was-
*Both men are cut off as Howlerama rush the stage, beating both men down. Howler and Highwayman pull out a folding table from nearby and hit La Cosa Bastardo on Johnny, putting him through the table!
Charlie revives just in time to see Howler and Highwayman give him the high sign before returning to the back. Charlie looks around nervously.
Charlie: I. . .I didn't have anything to do with that! You have to believe me!
LB: I believe you! I believe you!
Ariel and Big Fat Elvis head out from the back as EMTs check on Johnny.
Charlie heads over to check on Johnny as Ariel screams at him. He continues to deny any involvement in the situation.
Monroe: Fans, what have we just witnessed here? Joey Biles is waiting backstage with another interview!
