After a commercial for Rob's Randy Rumble, MisterJLA and Joe Mama are still seen walking through the back corridors...

Quote:

Monroe: They're still walking back there? How long does it take them to walk through the backstage area???

Bastardo



A little kid holding a large photo runs up to JLA...

Quote:

Little Kid: Mister! Mister! Can I have your autograph?





JLA plays it cool...

Quote:

JLA: WHY SURE, SON!

Pardon me, Joe, but this fella wants my autograph! Must make time for the fans!

Joe: All right. I'll catch up with you later.





Joe heads for the "IV" locker room.

Quote:

JLA: OK, kid: cash or check?

Little Kid: Wha...?

JLA: How will you be paying for my autograph?

Little Kid: Nowhereman didn't ask for money!

JLA: Let me see that!



MisterJLA rips the glossy photo out of the kid's hand, and looks at it. The camera pans the photo; it's a photo signed by Nowhereman of MisterJLA's classic battle with him, in which Nowhereman took the IC Championship from MisterJLA. In the photo, Nowhereman has JLA in the Crippler Cuntface!

JLA seethes!

Quote:

JLA: Now why would I want to sign that?!?

Little Kid: Uh...because it shows how tough you are to take a hold like that?

JLA: Hmm...good point.

Little Kid: <snicker>



As MisterJLA continues to look at the photo, some chatter can be heard. Soon, Captain Sammitch and Chewy Walrus are seen...

Quote:

Little Kid: WHOA! Chewy and Sammitch!



The kid runs toward them, leaving JLA talking to himself...

Quote:

JLA: You seen, son, if you train hard, write Rob private messages, and eat plenty of Taco Bell, maybe you too can be a RDCW super...



JLA looks around, and sees that the kid has gone, and is now talking to Sammitch and Chewy!

Quote:

Little Kid: WOW! You guys are the best! Thanks for signing my RDCW hat for free!

Chewy: What kind of a scoundrel would charge a fan for an autograph?



JLA confronts the two...

Quote:

JLA: Me! I was ready to get at least 20 bucks for some quality autographed merchandise, and you stole my sale!

Sammitch: Nonsense! This fan nicely asked us to sign his hat, and we...

JLA: BULLSHIT!



A shocked Chewy Walrus covers the fan's ears.

Quote:

Walrus: Please, not in front of the child!

JLA: Ah, stick it. I hate you goodie two shoes types! Well, tonight, in the six man tag, The "IV"...uh, The "III" will reign supreme, even though you have us outnumbered!



Walrus, the kid, and Sammitch look at each other.

Quote:

Sammitch: What do you mean, outnumbered?

JLA: Don't play coy with me! It's a six-man tag, and even though I only have Howdy and Mid-Nite as teammates, we'll beat the six opponents we will face with ease!

Walrus: JLA...A six man tag means there will be 3 wrestlers on each team...you guys won't be facing six men, there's six competitors total, meaning this will be a fair fight, because in Sudden Death Rules, we are all about playing fair and...

JLA: Better yet! It's an even fight!

Sammitch: Actually, each team has an odd number of participants, but I see...

JLA: Shut it! Tonight, we're gonna kick...your...



Walrus covers the young fan's ears.

Quote:

JLA: Oh, forget it. Friggin' good guys.



JLA storms off...