"Rooster" erupts from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley makes his way down to the ring to a mix of cheers and angry boos from the crowd.Before stepping in the ring,Chris pauses just long enough to dump beer on a Tuesday Night Rockers fan at ringside....
MONROE:This is outrageous!
LOUIE:Hell yeah--Chris shouldn't have had to look at that disgusting Tuesday Night Schlockers shirt on his way to the ring!
Chris picks up the mic and turns to the crowd with a mocking grin
CHRIS:Well,as you can see,Dr. Paragon has something in common with the Tuesday Night Schlockers--talks a good game,but when it comes time to deliver,he just flat-out chokes!(boos start to get louder)The fact of the matter is,I did you people and the RDCW promoters a favor by taking out the Schlockers...maybe with them out of the picture,we can get some GOOD tag teams around here for once!
The mood of the TNR fans in the crowd starts to get really ugly now;some of them start throwing stuff at the ring,which infuriates Superbeasto
SUPERBEASTO:Quiete,pendejos!
CHRIS:You took the words right out of my mouth,SB.(waits for fans to quiet down)Now,as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,our impending win over the Schlockers at the Randy Rumble is just the beginning of the Outcasts' reign as the dominant force in RDCW!Every title that's out there to be had,we're going to grab it and put it in our back pocket!And if you brain-dead hick TNR fans can't deal with it,that's YOUR problem!(boos resume and become absolutely deafening)Yeah,that's right,jerks,keep trashing me...it'll just make the taste of victory that much sweeter when the Outcasts become the new RDCW world tag team champions!
Chris and the Giant Luchadore high-five each other and make their way back to the locker room to hostile taunts and glares from TNR fans in the crowd as the camera fades out