We return from an ad for RobbleMania to see the RDCW World Heavyweight Champion Grimm standing in the ring. He is alone, but has a mic. The fans are booing loudly.
Monroe: Well as you can see, the Champ has decided to grace us with his presence.
Bastardo: Quiet! I wanna hear what he has to say.
Grimm: Well, after that simply stunning display of prowess by the Outcasts what more could you people want in a show? Perhaps what will inevitably be one of the most talked about World title matches of the twenty first century? No doubt. I'll get to my old "friend" Nowhereman in a minute.
But first, I want to address some rumors that have been flying around. These rumors concern a certain wrestler who used to compete right here in this very ring. In the RDCW.
In fact, at one time he wore this very belt right here that I stand before you with today. This fifteen pounds of leather and gold. But he doesn't work for RDCW anymore. In fact, he's been kind of a taboo subject around the locker rooms and the Phausen Entertainment offices in downtown Roboken. Some people say he quit. Some people say he was fired.
But the word is. . .he misses the bright lights and the glory. He misses the excitement of performing in front of a crowd! He misses the RDCW and it's fans! They say he wants to come back and he wants to be the World Champion one more time!
Monroe: He's not gonna. . .
Bastardo: Oh, I think he is. . .
Grimm: Two words: King. Snarf. Did I get your attention? Good. Snarf, I know you're probably sitting at home tonight and you're watching this show and you're thinking about how it should be you out here tonight. Fighting for the gold. Well, I've got a little message for you tonight. I want you to watch very closely what I do to Nowhereman in our match tonight. Because that's just a sample of what's gonna be waiting for you if you ever dare step foot in an RDCW ring again.
Because in only one month's time I have become the greatest RDCW World Champion that ever was. Since I won the championship, ratings have gone up on Tuesday Night Havoc week by week! The RDCW.com website got so many hits that the site went down and had to be moved to a bigger server! The pre-orders for my dvd have gone through the roof! I am the only wrestler in history to have action figures made in Worst Wrestling Ever, Evil Cunt Wrestling, World's Crappiest Wrestling, and Rob's Damn Championship Wrestling!
Monroe: Good grief! What an arrogant asshole!
Bastardo: It's not arrogance when it's true, Monroe!
The crowd is booing heavily as Grimm basks in their hatred. A wicked grin on his face.
Grimm: Which brings me to my match tonight. Tonight it all comes full circle. Two years ago, I returned to the ring at Rob's Randy Rumble. At Nowhereman's request I got back in the title hunt, only for him to turn on me and dump me out of the match. And now, here we are again. The Randy Rumble. Grimm vs. Nowhereman for the World Heavyweight Title.
The Hellions explode tonight in fire and blood. Glorious violence and anarchy will be unleashed here tonight. Nowhereman, the student has surpassed the teacher. You may be a legend, but I have become a god. And you will know the name of Grimm when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
For I am the way to a forsaken people. I am the road to the end. Abandon all hope. The Dark Days are upon you all.
As if on cue, the lights dim down for several moments. When they return, Grimm is gone.
