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Bukaka: “This is Bukaki Havoc nummah one annuncah. I am outside of the rdcw rockel loom to see whart is going on wih Pig Ilon since his most recent Dawk Roid shenanigans, and upcoming match.”

Bukakki enters room…

Bukace: “Hidie Shorts, you take me to Pig Ilon so I can interview.”

Schwarz: “Ummmm, well OK, he was acting funny earlier so don’t come crying to me if he destroys your camera.”

Bukkakke: “Fine, we all pleplayed for anything.”

Schwarz and bukake enter the back locker room area..

Schwarz: “Oh my god, get up Piggie. Come on you have 2 matches you can’t be sleeping at a time like this.” Schwarz sniffs and gets disturbed. “Oh dammnit you’ve been drinking again. GET UP!!! Piggie…Piggie…Piggie? Dammnit we need to find Grimm.”

Bukakai: “This is bukkakey, I am cullentry forrowing Shorts to find Glimm. Dis is ssooooo good.”

Schwarz finds Grimm talking with Harley down the hall.

Schwarz:” God, Grimm, Piggie is all drunk and passed out and I can’t get him up we have to do something.”

Grimm shakes his head and begins to walk down the hall and Harley follows.They all make their way to the area where PI is sleeping.

Grimm: “Damn! Pig, wake up! Dammnit.”

Grimm carries PI back to the shower area and puts him on the floor and turns on the cold water.

Bukakie: “Oh, dats cort. Glimm is highry pissed now.”

Grimm starts slapping PI until he shakes his head. Grimm lifts PI to his feet.

Grimm: “Get your act together man. You’re a damn disgrace to the Dark Lords. You have all the potential in the world and you squander it over self-pity. You’re weak. You’re gonna get your ass kicked tonight…TWICE, and then Darth is gonna melt your cherry ass on the fiery pits of hell next week. You are the weak link in the chain now ya moron. “

Grimm slaps PI across the face 3 times he then kicks him in the chest knocking him to the floor. Grimm kneels down and grabs PI’s T-shirt, and pulls.

Grimm: “This is your last chance. I’m all outta compassion, and I’m fresh out outta my mind with you and Darth. I have my own shit to worry about. The valets and I are the only people around here who can kick ass anymore. You used to be a whooyaaahh..not a pathetic whiner. Should I call you the Whino of self inflicted pain? You’re pathetic…you’re not worthy to lick my boot…are you worthy of being a Dark Lord? Hell, at this point Schwarz is the best thing you’ve done for the Dark Lords. I don’t wanna hear a word out of you from now on. You back up yourBS with some hardcore action..or the champ is gonna show you what being a Dark Lord is all about. Dammnit, I need to concentrate on my own battles not babysit..Dammnit! One more chance PI.”

Pig Iron moans and begins to come to somewhat, mumbling to himself.

PI: Druuuuuhhhhhuuuunkkk. . .

PI: Druuuuuhhhhhuunnnnk Piggie. . .

Grimm punches and nearly destroys a locker on his way out.

Schwarz: “ Piggie…you have to quit doing this to yourself, or I’m gone. You led me down this path don’t leave and betray me now…just when…well, don’t do it. Straighten up or I’m gone.”

Schwarz walks away.

Bukakaki: “ Pig Ilon, do you have anyting to say?”

PI wipes his forehead and clutches his hurting jaw.

Pig Iron: ”Yeah, get thahs camra outta my fashe or you’ll be my appetizer fer tonight’sh evensh.”

Bukake: “This is numah one annoncah signing off.”

Monroe: “What in the world was that? An obvious schism is forming. I’d say Dr. Paragon is doing his work well.”

Bastardo: “Good for the Doctor.”