Hardcore Porn Title
Charlie (C) vs. Pig Iron
Bastardo: “Anything can happen here. A Drunken Pig Iron and a hardcore porn champion. I think there may be blood.”
Monroe: “Yeah, Pig Iron’s ...Haw.”
“Countdown to Armageddon” begins playing and Schwarz escorts a staggering Pig Iron to the ring. PI shakes his head trying to clear the cobwebs.
PI enters the ring groggily and holds the top rope as Schwarz starts yelling at him.
Monroe: “Ah, Schwarz..she looks good tonight unlike PI..I think the Doctor will have something to say about this.”
“Bad to the Bone” begins playing as Charlie enters the cheesedome. He swaggers to the ring—diamond encrusted.
Bastardo: “ A true champion if I ever saw one Mike.”
Monroe: “Indeed.”
Charlie doesn’t wait PI has his back turned and Charlie immediately goes for a spear, and gets it. The force almost sends PI through the ropes, but Charlie pulls him back in by the trousers, and tries to center PI, but PI falls to the canvas. Charlie attempts a choke style stranglehold submission..Schwarz moves PI’s leg to the bottom rope and garners the Ref’s attention. The ref calls for the break.
Bastardo: “Whatta sweet girl..now that’s a valet..”
Charlie pulls PI to his feet and raises him for an Enforcer and brings it home to devastating pain and force. Charlie rolls out and begins laying vicious blows with his diamond knucklebuster. Blood starts to flow from PI’s forehead. Again Charlie wastes no time and pulls PI up and delivers him into a type of pump handle slam, and then goes for the cover...Schwarz goes up to the ropes and the ref tries to get her to leave ringside. Charlie then starts arguing with the ref as blood still flows from the battered and drunken Pig Iron. Shwarz gets off the ring edge and Charlie goes back fro the cover 1..2..Pi raises his arm.
Monroe: “ That Schwarz sure is something she gave Pig Iron all the extra time she could.”
Bastardo: “ Yeah, but is she just delaying and dragging out this savage beating?”
Charlie again works on the busted forehead with devastating blows,and gets up. He then starts kicking PI and the ref tries to wave him off. The ref checks PI’s arm and once it falls limp, and on the second time he holds it mid air. Charlie smugly shakes his head and starts playing the crowd to a loud pop.
Bastardo: “Why doesn’t he just finish it?”
Charlie slides under the ring and looks for a chair.
Bastardo: “ No..nooo, even PI doesn’t deserve this. He’s already a beaten man.”
The ref goes to the ringside to try to get Charlie back in the ring and leave the chair.
Monroe: “ This is hardcore porn what in the world is the ref doing now? Anything goes.”
PI slowly tries to rise up the ropes. Then Schwarz goes to the ringside and pulls out a vial and puts it to PI’s nose, and PI shakes his head madly. Charlie, chair in hand, enters back into the ring as PI is crouched on one knee holding the rope with a hand.
Bastardo: “ This is it this is the set up for the Tower of London. A couple of chair shots and this thing is over.”
Charlie raises the chair and PI rises up in an upper cut fashion, nightstick in hand, and lays a crushing blow into Charlie’s unprotected face. PI then delivers several stick shots to Charlie’s abdomen. Now Charlie has been busted open…both men’s blood is painting the canvas in a salacious feast of blood. Charlie goes to his knees and drops the chair..Schwarz circles the ring and starts applying a liquid to the chair, and PI hits Charlie twice across the head with the nightstick and backpedals slightly. The ref motions for Schwarz to get away but not before she ignites the chair. PI grabs the chair and hits Charlie across the back three times as blood from both men and flames spray across the ring.
Monroe: “ Bughawb! It’s an orgy of violence.”
Charlie slumps to the canvas, and PI ventures to the top rope with the flaming chair.
Bastardo: “ Swine-A-Sault!”
PI lands a Swine-A-Sault, and the ref goes for the count 1…2…3.
Monroe: “Bughawd…how did a drunken PI pull this off..even with Schwarz…wait. He’s smiling, and mimicking being drunk. Oh, my God he wasn’t even drunk...he fooled everyone—even the other Dark Lords. Charlie surely wasn’t expecting this.”
Bastardo: “ That Schwarz is a fine actress.”
Monroe: “ Devious! Folks we have a new champion, and the rumble to go yet. Unbelieveable.”
