Clockwork Banana House of Fun
Spandex Monkey Man vs. PenWing
Spandex Monkey Man and Chevy Nova made their way to the ring first as the crowd began a huge "MWO!" chant. Spamm surveyed the ring area and noted Mr. Sledge Hammer, Mr. Staple Gun, and what appeared to be the RDCW Lightweight Faggot Championship belt, all hanging from the cage at ringside among other implements of destruction. Spamm and Nova pointed at the belt and laughed.
Monroe: Is that? Buhgawb! It is! The Lightweight Faggot title!
Bastardo: Spamm's been the champion since September!
Monroe: He claims he's retired the belt forever! I wonder what the Doctor has to say about that?
"Detroit Rock City" cued up as PenWing stormed into the ring and hit a brutal pair of spinkicks on both Spamm and Nova. Pointing at something, PenWing rushed over and pulled down a Sherwood, as the crowd got to it's feet.
PenWing followed up with a pair of BC 2 Handers, cracking the hockey stick over the purple garbed Monkey man's head.
Monroe: Buhgawb!
The rest of the match was a back and forth brawl. . .
At the end of a brutal match that looked more like a blood bath than a fun house of any kind, PenWing managed to slam the back of Spamm's head onto a steel chair that was lying in the ring when he hit the Winged Wheel. After the count, Lothar helped PenWing to his feet and raised his hand in triumph. As "Detroit Rock City" played over the speakers, PenWing took a few short steps towards ropes and collapsed, falling face first to the mat. Lothar immediately signaled for the EMTs as it appeared both Spamm and PenWing would not be able to leave the ring under their own power.
