RDCW World Heavyweight Title
Grimm (C) vs. Nowhereman
"Kickstart My Heart" played as Nowhereman hit the ring first. Grabbing James White by the throat, he hit a Slammin Gladys on him and grabbed the microphone.
"Get that fucking shite wanker cunt out here now so I can finish this properly!" He screamed to the delight of the fans.
"Return of the Living Dead" then played as the RDCW World Heavyweight Champion Grimm made his way down to ringside. . .alone.
Monroe: The Champ is coming down alone.
Bastardo: He probably doesn't need anymore distractions after the rest of tonight's events!
Grimm entered the ring and handed Lothar the belt as he and Nowhereman stood nose to nose. After a few moments, feelings exploded as the two started throwing fists, kicks, and chops! Grimm hit a low kick and tossed Nowhereman out to the floor. He pulled out a videocamera cord and wrapped it around Nowhereman's neck, strangling the challenger!
Monroe: He's trying to choke the very life out of him!
Bastardo: Now this is a fight!
Nowhereman escaped with a thumb to the eye and hit a Kik Tracee on the floor, sending Grimm into a ringpost! He tried for a running clothesline, but Grimm ducked and Nowhereman's arm hit the post!
Grimm pulled the ring stairs aside and moved Nowhereman into a single arm DDT onto the metal steps!
Monroe: OH MY GOB!!!!!!!!
Feeling cocky, he rolled Nowhereman back into the ring for a pin, but only got a two count. He berated Lothar, and tried to set Nowhereman up for a Kobe Special, but Nowhereman kicked Grimm off of the turnbuckles and followed up with a flying elbow! Nowhereman followed up with a pair of running clotheslines, the last one sending Grimm out to the floor, but his arm was still hurt from hitting the post earlier.
Monroe: He may have injured that arm, fans.
Grimm attempted to climb back into the ring, but Nowhereman caught him on the apron and DDT'ed him on it! He kicked Grimm with a baseball slide, sending him into the guardrails and followed up with a suicide dive, taking both men over and into the crowd!
As the fans chanted "RDCW! RDCW! RDCW! RDCW!" both men slowly got to their feet and began to brawl throughout the Cheesedome arena! They fought up into the balcony as Spandex Monkey Man and Chevy Nova appeared in the arena and began stacking up tables!
Monroe: The MWO! What are they up to!
Bastardo: Looks like they're setting up a buffet!
Grimm motions to the MWO as they join him on the balcony, but Nowhereman drops Grimm with a low blow! The MWO try to attack, but Nowhereman fights them off and chokeslams Chevy Nova off of the balcony and through the tables!
Monroe: OH MY GOB!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: RDCW! RDCW! RDCW! RDCW!
Grimm heads back down to the ringside area as Nowhereman stalks him back! Grimm grabs a videocamera and clocks Nowhereman with it, busting him open! He follows up with a chairshot, and goes for the timekeeper's bell, but Nowhereman recovers with a spear and locks in the Iron Maiden! Grimm tries to power his way out, but the first attempt fails!
After a few moments, he tries again and this time grabs the bottom rope! Lothar calls for a break, and on the four count, Nowhereman releases the hold! Grimm pulls himself out of the ring and heads over to the tables and grabs the title belt! He tries to nail Nowhereman with it, but Nowie ducks under and kicks Grimm in the sternum!
Nowhereman grabs the belt. He looks at it. He looks at the crowd, who roar in approval. He spits on the belt, and polishes it up a bit, then nails Grimm directly in the face with the belt!
Bastardo: That's disrespectful!
Nowhereman signals for the Slammin Gladys, but pauses, shaking his head. He walks over to the announce table and clears it off. "I owe you this one!" He drags Grimm over to the table and chokeslams him through it!
Monroe: We've got carnage all over the arena, and the Randy Rumble still to come!
Nowhereman tosses Grimm back into the ring and follows with another chokeslam before getting the pin and being rewarded with the championship!
James White: Ladies and gentlemen, the winnahhhh. . .and NEW RDCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. . .NOWHEREMAN!!!!!!!
The fans got on their feet with a standing ovation as Nowhereman jumped into the crowd to celebrate his win!
Monroe: Thirty men, one match, the Randy Rumble. . .next!
