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#621365 2006-02-02 8:49 PM
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VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Experts who conducted tests on 40 songbirds found dead in Vienna say they didn't die of bird flu as initially feared, but slammed into windows after becoming intoxicated from eating fermented berries.

The birds - whose remains were carefully examined to ensure they were not victims of avian influenza - had livers so diseased "they looked like they were chronic alcoholics," Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, told Austrian television Thursday.

All died of broken necks after slamming into windowpanes, apparently after gorging themselves on berries that had begun to rot, turning the juice inside to alcohol, Wehsely said. She said the juice probably continued to ferment as the birds digested the berries, causing them to become disoriented and fly into the panes.



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Damnit! That's the way I want to go.


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I read about this years ago.
Insects get wasted, too.


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Insects get wasted, too.



Surely he would have to leave his basement to do that.

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Seriously, though. Beetles, butterflies, and the like can get drunk by consuming the juice of fermented berries, too.


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What can you get from the juice of fermented socks?

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Well, in order to contract STDs, one must first have sex.
So...
from Rex?
Nothing.
Except maybe a scary rash.


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They got some bees smashed on vodka on Mythbusters...

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Kickass show.


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They got some bees smashed on vodka on Mythbusters...




But they died with water go figure.


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They got some bees smashed on vodka on Mythbusters...




I just promoted the hell out of that show to a co-worker of mine.

The Discovery store had the first season for 50 bucks...I almost bought it.

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Got the first season on eBay for less -- best show on TV!

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The latest episode actually prompted me to pull out my old physics book! Science!


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They got some bees smashed on vodka on Mythbusters...



best show ever


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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Chickens through windows, making cannons out of logs, cars flung across fields...

What's not to like?

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VIENNA, Austria



Uschi = Scientist
Hitler = Austrian
Uschi = Hitler

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They got some bees smashed on vodka on Mythbusters...



best show ever






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