Camera cuts to MisterJLA, who is staring at a laptop monitor...

Quote:

JLA: Damn...that G-man is one Hell of a RKMB moderator. Look at how he moves posts! Look at how he manages to get under the skin of his enemies...and Rob lets him do it! Brilliant, simply brilliant!

What he has done for the Deep Thoughts Forum, I simply must do for The Arcade Room!

G-man: Thank you for noticing my efforts, JLA.





A shocked MisterJLA turns around to see G-man and wannabuyamonkey standing in his locker room. Both are wearing black suits with black glasses.

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JLA: How long have you been listening to me?

G-man: We're Homeland Security, JLA. We've been listening for longer than you can imagine.

JLA:

G-man: Karl sends his regards. He also wants to know why you weren't at the weekly neocon conspiracy meeting.

JLA: I...uh...had a flat tire. I couldn't make it.

wbam: Thayt's funnie, because are Intel sayz you were at "strippers and Waffles" that knight, for four hours!

JLA:

G-man: We're very disappointed in you, JLA. But what really disappoints us, is that when you had the chance, you chose to team with a foreigner, instead of joining us!

JLA: He's not a foreigner! He's British!

wbam: ...

G-man: Exactly! And that's where both he, and your British butler Jeeves are going: back to Great Britain!



The G-man pulls two documents out of his suit coat...

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The G-man: That's right, back to Great Britain they go! As you can see, in my hand I'm holding two expired visas, and guess whom they belong to?

JLA: They can't belong to Jeeves and Howdy.

wbam: How can you be so sertain?

JLA: They use MasterCard, dude.

The G-Man: OK, that was bad. Even for you.

JLA:

The G-man: Tonight, in the tournament, you will have to go it alone...against both of us! Because Captain Howdy, if you are listening: YOU'RE DEPORTED!

JLA: Hang on a second, G-man, let's make a deal. Let me think...I agree to face both of you, but it will still be a tag match. I won't fight two men at once. If I win, Howdy and Jeeves get their visas renewed indefinitely.

The G-man: And if we win?

JLA: Howdy and I, together known as The Allied Powers: the longest reigning RDCW World Tag Team Champions of All Time...



JLA looks into the camera and smiles...

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JLA: As I was saying, as the...former... champions, we have the right to a rematch for the Championships at any time, with any stipulation. If we lose, Howdy and Jeeves get deported, and you, Team GOP

wbam: Homeland Security!

JLA: You, Homeland Security, get our title shot. We forfeit out right to the rematch, and it becomes yours. What do you say?





Just then, The G-man's cell phone rings.

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The G-man: You'll have to excuse me for a moment.





The G-man answers...

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The G-man: Yes, Mr. Rove. Yes, Mr. Rove. I will sir. Yes, Mr. Rove. At once, sir.



The G-man nods at JLA.

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G-man: We accept your conditions. *We* will see *you* in the ring.

JLA: How did he hear our entire conversation?

The G-man: We are on live T.V.

Besides, we're Homeland Security. We hear...everything.



Homeland Security exits JLA's locker room, leaving JLA looking over his shoulder...