Serves those guys right for running a trial subscription promotion with Entertainment Weekly where you supposedly get 8 issues free, yet they charge you before your first issue arrives in the mail. Looks like I got my wish for their supposed "business" to collapse. I hate those sons of bitches with every tired muscle in my body, so very very much.

I'm gonna so save me some money, trade it all for pennies, and dump it all in my kiddie pool. Then I'll swim in it in and say "Yes, yes, all this money I saved." Won't Kyle be jealous.


Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket: A little surprise for them all. We'll find out today at recess, won't we?