RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat far to drunk to post

There's nothing quite like being the object of Cross' drink-and-dial. They called me on my cell at 2am and proceeded to talk to me for about five seconds each before handing me off to someone else. I re-enacted the phone scenes from "Scream" and "Don't Answer The Phone" with Grimm, got about 1/5 of a story from Doc (designated driver), and played "Dueling Babbling" with Cross himself (the game where he sputters nonsense and then you laugh and babble back in response, back and forth until someone completes a full sentence). The high point was when they handed me off to their waitress - I convinced her that my name really was Joe Mama ("Yes...my name is Joseph Mama, spelled M-A-M-E-A-U.")

One thing I will say is this: Cross...get a better phone Youze wuz all cuttin' out on me. Consumer Reports listed Verizon as the best cell phone and service provider. Bitch.