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Joe Mama said:
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that waitress hates us. if not for the Joe Mama conversation, then for the "fuck a fish" conversation, or most definitely for the terrible tip cross left her.



I take it, then, that you weren't at a Hooters and and/or didn't have a waitress who - every time she came over - make you a little more "retahded".

Did you fuck a fish after all?





Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi