{YADDA,YADDA,YADDA...whole buncha math shit...bitchin' about this or that bullshit coming out to this:}
...we total at $493 in this one upcoming year (averaging $41 a month).
That's six sipacks of GOOD bottled beer a month for a year. and the beer didn't pull my tits for four years leading up to this pretending to give me beer and then now take the alcohol back and show that it was really all pretend and worthless to be collecting the absurdly retarded fanfic-jism paper.
Simple solution, really.
Start buying kegs.
A quarter keg is about 8 gallons of beer and will run you anywhere from 25 to 60 bucks depending on brand. Your 6 sixpacks is only about 3.5 gallons. The keg should last you about two, almost 3 months at anywhere from a fifth to half the price of the sixers. (Of course, you will need to invest in a refrigerated CO2 dispenser to keep the beer cold and fresh for that long but, I'm sure an enterprising young woman such as yourself could find a way to get one for cheap. I'm told that blow jobs work better than manufacturor's coupons when it comes to getting deals.)
Anyhow, following my suggestion would keep you in beer longer and cheaper (maximum cost of $240 per year vs. $492 with the sixers). This savings could allow you to buy $20 worth of comics a month...maybe breaking it down to a TPB and a couple of pamphlets...while still imbibing in the draft of your choice.
Or...fuck the comics and the beer, spend about $500 on some really good cocaine, step on it a couple of times with some simple bullshit...baking soda, baby laxative, cornstarch...cook it up, break it into rocks and start your own business.
If you don't get caught or killed, you can buy all the comics and beer you want after a couple of weeks or so.
