Tables Match World Tag Titles
Outcasts (C) vs. Team OC


Monroe: Fans, here's what Team OC had to say earlier today!

Cut to a pre-taped video promo, showing Brother Joe OC, Brother Faarooq OC, and Christine OC in the arena.

Joe OC: Last week. . .last week. . .Chris. . .Superbeasto. . .you left us laying in our own blood! But you made a mistake, Chris. Just like when you and that fat, former manager of yours filed suit against us for using your name! You see, all you've done is piss us off and motivate us to further kick your asses and take those belts that rightfully belong to us!

Christine OC: Got wood, Chris! We do!

Faarooq OC: Oh, my bruthas, TESTICLES!!!!!

The rough strains of Powerman 5000 threatened to shake the Cheesedome off its foundations as the three Oakley clones marched down to the ring.The crowd made no effort to hide its disdain for Team OC,and neither did Louie Bastardo...

LB: These clowns shouldn't even be in the same country with the champs, let alone the same ring!

MIKE "THE MOUTH" MONROE: The Outcasts made the challenge, Louie--take it up with them!

As Team OC was posing in front of the table inside the ring,making lewd insinuations about their opponents(and certain members of the RDCW broadcast team),Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" exploded from the PA and the reigning RDCW tag team champions rushed out of the locker room and proceeded to lay a furious beatdown on the challengers.

MONROE:Chris is tearing into Joe OC like a man possessed! Superbeasto just laid Christine OC out cold with the Chokeslam to Oblivion!

LB: That's why they're the champs, Monroe-- they're aggressive and not shy about taking advantage of opportunities!

Team OC fought as long as they could,but the champions stayed in control for the rest of the match,and less than ten minutes after it started the carnage came to an end as Chris Oakley signalled the Giant Luchadore to lift Brother Faarooq OC in the air...

MONROE:My God, Chris looks like he's really enjoying this!

LB:Can you blame him, Monroe? These assholes have been trying to steal his good name for years! Why shouldn't he get him some payback now?

MONROE: Chris gives the sign....and there it is!The Odd Man Out!(Brother Faarooq goes crashing through the table and the referee signals the timekeeper to ring the bell)The Outcasts have won the table match! They've retained the tag titles and annihilated Team OC!

But the mayhem wasn't over yet; with encouragement from the Giant Luchadore, Chris brought another table into the ring for some post-match fun...

LB: Looks like the champs are getting ready to put the icing on the cake!

MONROE: Joe OC being hoisted into the air....WHAM! Chris Oakley just nailed him him with the Red Alert!

The champions posed triumphantly with their title belts as "Havoc" went off the air.



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