 Maj. John Reisman - I never went in for embroidery, just results.
D-Day is just over the horizon for the bloody European theater of WWII. Major John Reisman is given an important mission to help disrupt the Riech's ability to respond to the massive invasion that involves parachuting deep into Nazi held territory. Instead of being given the most capable, and well trained men in the Army to perform such an important task, Reisman has to choose twelve men sentenced to death or life imprisonment as his team. His stubborn attitude with the top brass got him volunteered for this shit assignment, but Reisman winds up not just training a team of kick ass soldiers. He also gives them back a bit of that self respect they'd been denied in prison. Reisman transforms a group of anti-social degenerates into a cohesive unit. He turns them into the Dirty Dozen.
 Lucas 'Luke' Jackson - Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.
Just when you think you've broken "Cool Hand Luke", he makes another run for his freedom. Not to be detered by the pain and punishment that will most definitely be inflicted upon him for failure, Luke Jackson doesn't give up. Freedom is all he wants, and he won't rest until he gets it back.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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