T.I.T.s Matches
Playaz Club vs. The Outcasts
TK-069 and Wednesday hit the ring to the strains of Eminem's "Slim Shady" and signal that they plan to put the 'Playa Hatin' manuver on El Superbeasto;as they're posing in the middle of the ring for their fans,"Breakin' the Law" erupts from the PA speakers and the Outcasts barrel into their opponents like a runaway train.
MONROE:The champs not wasting any time getting down to business!
LB:That's why they are the champs,Monroe!
The two teams brawl in the ring to start the match as the Playaz try to double team the Giant Luchadore, who shrugs them off like gnats. Giant Headbutts send TK and Wed reeling as Oakley follows up with swinging ddts, dropping them down to the mat!
Finally, Lothar manages to clear the extra men out to start the match proper, but the damage has been done. Superbeasto continues working over Wednesday in the center of the ring with simple maneuvers made deadly by his massive frame!
TK tries to get at the giant, but El Superbeasto flings TK-069 into the stands like a rag doll,then nails Wednesday with the Chokeslam to Oblivion;as the former RDCW hardcore champ lies dazed in the middle of the ring,the Giant Luchadore tags in his partner,who gestures to the crowd that he's ready to put the Red Alert on his foe.
LB:Looks like the Playaz Club are about to join the Tuesday Night Rockers, Los Cazadores, and Team OC on the Outcasts' casualty list!
MONROE:You're not kidding...Oakley picks Wednesday up...and WHAM!There's the Red Alert!1--2--3!(Referee signals the timekeeper to ring the bell to end the match)And the reigning RDCW world tag team champions move on to the next round of the T.I.T.s!
Posing triumphantly for the crowd,Oakley and Superbeasto show off their title belts;the camera zooms in on Chris,who mouths the words "Homeland Security's next." But The Outcasts are interrupted as Team OC's "Powerman 5000" theme music cues up instead of "Breakin' the Law."
Team OC appears on the rampway, holding pieces of the bloody table that the Outcasts sent them through last week.
Bastardo: I thought these guys were done!
Monroe: It looks like they're not ready to give up yet! They're still in the T.I.T.s as well!
Team OC and the Outcasts glare at each other across the arena as we fade out.
Last edited by Louie Bastardo; 2006-02-27 5:33 PM.
