Grudge Match
Pig Iron vs. Dr. William Paragon
“Countdown To Armageddon” erupts and Pig Iron and Schwarz walk down the ramp.
Bastardo: “Well, Pig Iron looks sober tonight….for a change.”
Monroe: “Yes, hahahah. Time to live up to that role model status expected of all champions.”
Bastardo: “Monroe, he is Hardcore Porn Champion. He isn’t a role model.”
PI and Schwarz enter the ring and “Ode To Joy” blesses the ears of all those in the Cheesedome, and Dr. William Paragon enters the dome escorted by Princess Elisa and Rev. Willie Williams.
Monroe: “Pig Iron will learn some “Old School” tonight.”
Bastardo: “He will be taught a lesson I’m sure. The Hog Roast is about to begin especially with Paragon having his escorts to ensure fair play.”
Paragon enters the ring and asks the ref to check PI for illegal objects.
Monroe: “Smart move he really is a legend.”
The bell sounds and paragon goes for a neck clench power move, and gets it. The two men struggle with paragon maintaining an edge. PI goes to a knee and Paragon slides around for a quick ankle lock. PI uses his other leg to try to kick out of the hold, but can’t. Paragon continues to mangle the ankle of PI, and PI doesn’t give in but shows sign of pain and physical damage. Meanwhile the Rev and PE continue to fuel Paragon by giving him support. PI finally makes a last effort for the rope and gets it after Schwarz makes him aware how close he actually is. The ref signals for a break, but the damage looks harsh.
Bastardo: “He had that lock in for awhile….wheww.”
Paragon doesn’t wait long and grabs PI by the hair and lifts him up and gets in a quick german suplex. He goes for another but PI backs him into the ropes knocking a little wind out of him. PI takes advantage of the release and uses the ropes to gain momentum, but seems hampered by the ankle and paragon ends up clothes lining him instead off the rope rebound. Paragon again lifts PI to his feet and gets in two consecutive german suplexes.
Monroe: “Oooh, that looks painful. Ol’ PI is gonna need a few beers after the match I think.”
Paragon again lifts PI to his feet by the hair and reverse the hold into…
Bastardo: “ Shoulders of Atlas! Oh, my. This match has been all Paragon. PI doesn’t seem to have any spunk or is the legend…just that good?”
Paragon releases the hold and PI falls to the canvas. Schwarz bangs the mat to try to stir PI, and begins yelling at him. Paragon doesn’t immediately go for a cover, but instead begins swaggering in ring doing a trademark dance routine and yells to the crowd to a mingling of pops and boos.
Monroe: “One could only guess what Schwarz is saying to PI, but one thing I know…Paragon should go for the pin. This isn’t like the usual antics of the Legend that is Dr William Paragon.”
PI gets to his feet slowly as Paragon shakes his head and looks disgusted. He walks towards PI and PI kicks Paragon in the gut, but falls due to his injured ankle. Paragon grimaces and shakes it off. Paragon points at Schwarz and the ref backs her away from the ring, and while PI is using the ropes to stand up Paragon elbows PI from behind and begins choking him with the top rope. Schwarz warns the ref who walks over to Paragon getting him to stop. Paragon raises his hands in deference and looks smug. Meanwhile Schwarz walks over to PI and smacks him across the face as he slouches to get up. The ref again motions for Schwarz to get away, and PI looks dumbfounded. Paragon again grabs PI while his back is turned and tries to get in another suplex, but PI blocks the move with his leg. PI then gets in a blind reverse Pork U on the legend. Paragon seems rattled and PI gets up and tries to regain his composure. The Rev and PE urge Paragon on and the legend returns his focus to PI. The two men begin exchanging chest blows and it evolves into closed fist punches.
Monroe: “ PI seems to be getting some composure back.”
Bastardo: “ Back? This is the first he’s shown.”
PI and Paragon continue to lay blows upon one another, and appear more evenly matched. When Schwarz steps up to the ring.
Schwarz: “ Paragon, check out these pair-o D’s.” Schwarz unleashes her pleasure orbs from their bounded confines.
The crowd Pops madly. Paragon looks stunned and frozen PI then kicks Paragon in the stomach again. Paragon then doubles over setting up PI to lock in a colt-45 and he begins to run and brings Paragon down to the canvas.
Monroe: “ Bughawb! An Iron Cross. Louie, the Reverend has fainted at the site of those udderly fantastic pontoons of paradise.”
PI drags Paragon to ring center and puts him into a Hogtied Cradle as a fuming PE attacks Schwarz.
Bastardo: “ Catfight! The prurient Princess of virginal virtue is battling that badass babe from Roboken all the while the ref is going to mat….Paragon taps ,Paragon Taps.”
Schwarz takes a few blows from PE but not before she pulls down PE’s skirt.
Bastardo: “ Thong! The princess wears a thong I knew it. Paragon has tapped out and the good Reverend is still passed out cold.”
PE runs up the ramp while trying to pull up her skirt. PI exits the ring and lifts Schwarz into the air and then raises her arm signifying her importance in the match.
Monroe: “This must be a dream come true for Pig Iron defeating his arch nemesis, and what a Havoc for the fans in attendance. I wonder if Schwarz will get fined?”
Paragon motions for a mic…
Dr Paragon: “ Pig Iron. This isn’t the last of this. You can cheat all you want. I’ll know better next time, and next time is No Way Out Of The Closet…a hair match. You and I will duel once more. Not just for pride, but for a prize. Schwarz will be able to knit herself a nice sweater with your locks of hair, and cover herself up at the same time.”
Bastardo: “ I’m sure Doc Paragon will have more to say on this subject soon.”
Monroe: ”………”
Bastardo: “ Monroe, you’re still drooling. Pull yourself together man.”
