World Title Match
Nowhereman (C) vs. Spandex Monkey Man
It was now time for the main event and the CheeseDome fans got to their feet as the voice of Spamm could be heard saying "We're taking over!" followed by the MWO's entrance music, which was occasionally broken up by MWO signature phrases such as "Brother brother brother brother brother" and "Sons of Rob-El, Kneel before Zod!" The fans cheered the trio as they made their down, despite the MWO's best efforts to inspire hatred.
"Kickstart My Heart" then started up as Nowhereman made his first appearance in the CheeseDome since winning the RDCW World Title! The fans applauded as the new Champion made his way down to ringside for what everyone assumed would be an easy match for the former GM!
The match started with Nowhereman firmly in control, as he dominated SPAMM with a vicious series of chops and punches, flinging Da Monkey Guy around with ease. Nowhereman tried to go for an early pin, but SPAMM kicked out on 2.
Monroe: Nowhereman's had it all his way so far!
Louie: Why shouldn't he? SPAMM's just meat for the lions!
SPAMM attempted to hit the Monkey World Piledriver, but Nowhereman reversed it into a back body drop before going up top for an elbow drop. However SPAMM rolled out from under the blow, and came back with a flurry of blows to the recumbent Nowhereman before locking in The Monkeylock. Nowhereman frantically tried to break the lock, but SPAMM managed to maintain the lock. Finally, just as it looked as if he might tap, Nowhereman made a frantic dash to the ropes and broke the hold.
Monroe: The tide just might be turning!
Louie: What? Just finish him, Nowhereman, so we can all go home!
As Nowhereman got to his feet Nova distracted the ref whilst ZOD entered the ring and demanded that Nowhereman "KNEEL!" The General managed to get in a couple of shots, but Nowhereman hit him with a Kik Tracee. The m.W.o promptly fled to ringside, and Nowhereman followed them. NWM went for a Hardline outside, but Chevy Nova slipped on one of Spamm's banana peels and Nowhereman's arm hit the post!
Monroe: Nowhereman's underestimated the cunning tactics of the m.W.o! They're trying to reinjure the arm he hurt at the Randy Rumble!
Bastardo: Tactics? Tactics?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That was luck!
The trio rolled Nowhereman back into the ring, and SPAMM went to the top rope as Nova hit his legdrop finisher. SPAMM's attempt at The Ouch Factor backfired as Nowhereman got back to his feet and bodyslammed SPAMM straight off the top rope. Nova attempted to flee the ring, but Nowhereman dragged him back and hit the Black n' Blue, knocking Chevrolet Nova clean out. The Rated X Superstar flung Nova out over the tope rope onto ZOD, but SPAMM had recovered and came back with a series of forearm shots, following up with The Monkey T. He went for a pin, but Nowhereman kicked out just as the ref's hand hit the floor a third time.
Louie: C'mon Nowhereman, get in the game!
Nowhereman and SPAMM exchanged a brutal series of Chops, and SPAMM seemed to keeping pace with the bigger man. Da Monkey Guy went for an irish whip, but Nowhereman ducked under the clotheslines and went for a vicious series of Hardlines before going up top and hitting The Twisted Sister. SPAMM kicked out of the subsequent pin (just), but Nowhereman just hauled him up and hit The Slammin Gladys.
Louie: It's all over! It has to be!
Monroe: I'm not so sure Louie! LOOK!
Sure enough, an attractive dark-haired woman in an MWO tshirt ran down to the ring and disrupted the pin before grabbing Nowhereman and hitting a Sitout Facebuster. The woman then pushed the groggy Spamm over as he fell on top of Nowhereman! In an astonishing turn of events, SPAAM managed to win the match 1-2-3!
Monroe: BUHGAWD!
Louie: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
Monroe: FANS, WE HAVE A NEW BIG CHEESE CHAMPION! SPANDEX MONKEY MAN HAS SOMEHOW WON THIS MATCH! THE m.W.o HOLD THE TOP TITLE! THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT IN ROB'S DAMN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!
The MWO rushed the ring and lifted Spamm up as Lothar presented the stunned Monkey Man with the RDCW World Title!
