Camera fades to the Outcasts' dressing room,where Bookaki is standing by with El Superbeasto and Chris Oakley.

BOOKAKI:This is Bookaki, numbah one RDCW announcah, with Chris Oakrey and Er Superbeasto. Tonight you defend RDCW tag team titres against Homerand Secu...

CHRIS(abruptly cutting Bookaki off mid-sentence): Wrong, you overpaid and underachieving Taka Michinoku ripoff. Tonight we add Homeland Security to the long and ever-growing list of casualties of the juggernaut that is the Outcasts!If G-man thinks he's going to have any opportunity to put the Right Winger on me, he's sorely mistaken-- that overrated Oliver North wannabe is about to get a first-hand demonstration of just how effective the Odd Man Out really is.

SUPERBEASTO: Si,compadre! And that ridiculous little puta Wannabuyamonkey will be destroyed as well!

CHRIS: But before we proceed to the inevitable destruction of Homeland Security, I just want to invite everyone watching this pay-per-view to tune in to next week's Havoc for the final night of James Not-so-fantastic's RDCW career.

LOUIE(off-camera): What do you think they're up to,Monroe?

MONROE(off-camera): I don't know, Louie, but it doesn't sound good!

BOOKAKI: Where your friend from Ring of Dishonor?

CHRIS: Ah, he couldn't get out of his contract-- but trust me, we'll find a way to win anyhow.

SUPERBEASTO(Raising his fist):Viva Los Outcasts!

Superbeasto and Chris walk away as camera pans over to Bookaki.

BOOKAKI: This is Bookaki, numbah one RDCW announcah, signing off.

Camera fades back to Louie and Monroe at ringside.

Last edited by Chris Oakley; 2006-03-04 1:32 PM.