Camera cuts to a hallway near the backstage area,where we see Chris stalking towards the curtain looking even angrier than usual,with Superbeasto and Chasm at his side and Joey Biles following close behind him.

JOEY: Champ, can I get a few words from you about Cap--

CHRIS: Not now, Joey, I've got business to attend to.

"Rooster" erupts from the Cheesedome PA speakers as Chris storms down to the ring,grabbing the mic like he wants to strangle it.

CHRIS: Congratulations, Captain LameBitch. You just signed your own death warrrant....Once the Outcasts have destroyed Homeland Security and wiped the floor with the Rebel Express, we're coming for you and your SDC buddies next! It was bad enough when you and DeadThing were disrespecting my wrestling skills, but when you started making fun of my mental health you stepped over a line you should never have crossed.

Brief but dramatic pause.

CHRIS: So to make a short story even shorter, me, Superbeasto, and Chasm are challenging the Sudden Death Connection to a steel cage tag match at Robblemania 22!

SUPERBEASTO(accepting the mic from Chris): You pendejos have disrespected us for the last time!(passes the mic back to Chris)

CHRIS: I know I'm taking a major risk, but I also know that the Sudden Death Connection are a bunch of punks who need to be taken down and taken down HARD. So enjoy your careers while you've got 'em, boys-- they'll be over sooner than you think.(brief pause) And one more thing....Rebel Express, next week on Havoc we're going to run you pathetic rednecks out of RDCW once and for all!

Chris tosses the mic to James White and is about to lead his fellow Outcasts back to the locker room area when....

Last edited by Chris Oakley; 2006-03-04 1:15 PM.