#63369
2003-08-02 8:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
Lor, have I told you lately that I love you?
Not lately deary.
But... I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
<le sigh>
![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#63370
2003-08-02 8:28 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by URG:
Lor do you am wanna be a new mod?
yes but dont got the time so no thank you, but thank you anyway! ::kisses::
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#63371
2003-08-02 8:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Who let the dogs out?
BSAMS
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#63372
2003-08-02 8:30 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Polar Boy:
What is Zod's damage?
uhhhh ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
zods damage is.... 10 percent..?!
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#63373
2003-08-02 8:33 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by URG:
Where am Lor go?
Lor am right here!
::hug::
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#63374
2003-08-02 8:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
What is the difference between tampax and ob?
What is your pantyhose size?
one is slimer than the other and much more comfortable.
I'm a small.
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#63375
2003-08-02 8:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
Oh, and where is Fuckingham Palace? Someone keeps telling me it's in Snake's Ass, Nebraska, but I'm so sure it's in Muleshoot, Texas. Which of us is correct?
your both wrong!
no one really knows where it is, some people even say its in Llances closet, so no one can say fer sure..
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#63376
2003-08-02 8:37 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sacman:
What's the meaning of life?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
And the age old question: Paper or plastic?
Love.
Only as much as he feels is enough.
Paper, much more enviromentally safe.
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#63377
2003-08-02 8:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Only dirty royalty like me knows fer sure!
I knew you were a Princess Diana fetishist!
Lor - Here is a trick question. How many condoms are stuck up Nowhereman's arse?
Hmmm good call..
NONE cause he dont get any at all!
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#63378
2003-08-02 8:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
If Jesus really loves me, like Preacher John says he does, then why does he beat all me all the time.
And why does he make me do the 'bad thing' even though it hurts and sometimes I don't want to do it?
because its not really Jesus, its the little yellow men inside you head.
dont listen to them.
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#63379
2003-08-02 8:43 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
Please?
please..what?
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#63380
2003-08-02 8:49 PM
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In the year 2114 we may or may not be visited by extra-dimensional beings that may or may not be purely works of fiction. So, if this theory in trans-dimensional wormhole technology is or is not pure bullshit, what is the theorum used to calculate the diminishment of gravity within the microscopic pocket of subspace?
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#63381
2003-08-02 8:49 PM
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#63382
2003-08-02 8:53 PM
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That should have said, please come back and enlighten us, but I see you have done that, Lor.
Come to think of it, maybe you can answer a question I posted on another thread that so far no one seems to answer...I'll skip the story here and just ask you... What unknown force causes a guy to completely turn his hife inside out for one woman, as if to be in a romance novel?
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#63383
2003-08-02 8:54 PM
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ooooooh. thats a good one Sideways. And I'm not being sarcastic at all. No, really. I'm not.
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#63384
2003-08-02 9:06 PM
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Thanks!.. I actually came back here to make a correction. I had posted this question for Lor before I read your answer on the other thread.
However, Lor.. I'd still like to hear your answer. I can't learn too much
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#63385
2003-08-02 9:40 PM
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Why is Kristogar Velo so gay?
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#63386
2003-08-03 6:52 PM
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What is the cosmological constant?
What is the velocity and position of an electron in a hydrogen atom right in front of you RIGHT NOW?!
If you farted in outerspace, would it change your trajectory?
Is it natural to pee green?
How come some dogs can be shaved down and grow hair back normally, but labs will get wirey hair if it gets cut?
Why do labrodor retrievers shed more next to the color opposite of their own?
In Moonraker, when the guy is floating in space without a space suit, half in the sun - half shaded, does his blood boil or freeze?
What is the one physical impossability apparent in the movie Event Horizon?
If t-shirts are called 't-shirts' because they're in the shape of a T, why are wife-beaters called 'A-Shirts?'
Why do boy clothes have larger numbers than girl clothes even if they're the same size?
Why do people love retards on TV and movies, but hate them in real life?
Why is Superman such a pud?
If there were two-dimensional creatures, how would they be able to have a full digestive tract without being sliced completely in two?
Since the speed of light is relative to the initial starting velocity, if a lightsource was traveling at C velocity north and shined the light South, what would a stationary observer see?
Can you blow bubbles with your nose?
How much money would someone have to pay you to shave your head?
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#63387
2003-08-03 11:30 PM
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How come my scanner light is always on?
What causes blue lightning?
Can I bum ten bucks off you?
Who was Hypatia from Alexandria?
How come part of Pythagoras' religion was not eating beans?
Why did it take so long to invent the zero?
Do you have the joy, joy, joy, joy down in your heart?
Do you laugh at Stephanie Pitlynski's jokes? What about Joe Cole?
What's the most volcanically active satellite around Sol?
Where is a galaxy far, far away?
Should I button that or leave it open?
Who shot JFK?
Why does the sun shine?
How long does it take for light from the sun to reach earth?
How long does it take for light from the sun's core to reach the photosphere?
When will the Earth's magnetic pole flip again?
If you could fly under your own power, would you still take the train to work?
Can a person be burned by a static electricity shock?
Do you take the tag off your matress?
If you shouldn't use electronics in the bathroom, why do they put plugs there?
Why does the same company put the same flyer on my windshield every day at work? Why don't they go to a different parking lot? Are they really that dumb?
What is it they put in girl scout cookies that make them so irresistable and addicting?
How does Subway make fat people thin? Did Jared make a pact with the devil?
Why can't someone come up with an interesting car commercial?
Have you ever fallen off a motorcycle?
Why won't Donnie shut the fuck up?
What's Spears' song 'hit me baby one more time' about? Battery? I thought she was supposed to be for kiddies...
Would you still read comic books if you had to listen to the Macarena song every time the cover opened?
Which is better: spaghetti or elbow noodles?
I taught a bird to flap in someone's face and say, "I'm Batman!" .... have YOU?
Why do teenagers hang out at the mall? I mean, there's nothing to DO!
Do you watch football or hockey?
Who invented ice cream?
Does Osama Bin Ladin drive a hippy van in Colorado Springs?
How big would people get if they didn't stop growing and just died when they could no longer support their own life?
If you were going to kill a person, what would you use?
Do you listen to Michael Jackson songs? Jackson Five?
Do your shoes contain animal parts?
What's your poison?
Is it hard to sew clothes without a sewing machine? How long do you think it would take?
Have you met an Amish Folk?
Boxers or breifs?
What color socks are best with dark green cargo slacks?
Where did the phrase sacre bleu come from?
How old would George Burns be if he didn't die?
How old is Jesus?
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#63388
2003-08-03 11:35 PM
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Is Lor short for "Lora", or "Lordalmighty"?
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#63389
2003-08-03 11:49 PM
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Jared didn't do things like "My diet starts tomorrow, so give me three cookies today." or "Since I'm in the middle of a diet, give me three cookies today." or "I'm ending my diet tomorrow since it didn't work, so give me three cookies today." He made up his mind what he was going to eat and he didn't change easily. He also had a personal trainer and a dietician, which alone didn't work for Oprah (which, by the way, is 'harpo' backwards.)
It takes the sun's light eight minutes to reach earth.
George Burns would be 107 today (was born January of 1896, died at 100)
And you should button it. Not all of us is ready on a first date, let alone before a first date. But then again, Val Venis may show up; you never know!
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#63390
2003-08-03 11:52 PM
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What's your fifth general order, private?
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#63391
2003-08-03 11:57 PM
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#63392
2003-08-04 12:14 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
It takes the sun's light eight minutes to reach earth.
I knew that already. I wanted to see how she'd answer the next one. Truely a fun fact.
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#63393
2003-08-04 12:35 AM
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Somehow I guessed that. :)
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#63394
2003-08-04 12:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
Jared didn't do things like "My diet starts tomorrow, so give me three cookies today." or "Since I'm in the middle of a diet, give me three cookies today." or "I'm ending my diet tomorrow since it didn't work, so give me three cookies today." He made up his mind what he was going to eat and he didn't change easily. He also had a personal trainer and a dietician, which alone didn't work for Oprah (which, by the way, is 'harpo' backwards.)
Like the man said Diet alone didn't help Jared, he had aids.
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#63395
2003-08-04 12:42 AM
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What's "Marlana" backwards??? :lol:
Our waitress was named Marlana. I don't think she knew.
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#63396
2003-08-04 12:43 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
Like the man said Diet alone didn't help Jared, he had aids.
Are you positive?!
........................HIV positive?!?
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#63397
2003-08-04 1:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Sideways:
George Burns would be 107 today (was born January of 1896, died at 100)
BTW, that's wrong. If he didn't die, he'd be ageless. He's be every age possiable at some point in time, including -possibly- infinity years old. Ageless. Not 107. Think outside the box. Or at least think in a different shaped box.
Is schrodinger's cat dead or alive?
Is light a wave or a particle?
Do people with one good eye and one needing correction wear glasses or monicles?
Why doesn't liquid nail work in the rain?
What do Party People do?
Where'd the cheese go?
Have you given anyone a wedgie?
Beer and soda are both carbonated, so why does beer produce more, louder, and more sustained burps?
Have you ever tried Rocky Mountain Oysters? Or looked for a Jackalope?
Where is the Firefeighters Museum located?
Who will win the long jump in the next olympics?
When will George Lucas die?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Click it or ticket?
Why is procrastination easier than just getting the work done?
Will I get a raise when I move to the bulk room?
If you breathe in 4 aminopyradine, how does it kill you?
What's the recipy for napalm?
Why can't people tour NORAD anymore?
If someone dropped a nuke on Cheyanne Mountain (home of NORAD), how many seconds before The blast reaches me in south Colorado Springs?
Why is my generation called the Millenials? That is so gay!
What's the most days you've gone without a shower or bath of some sort?
Which cut hurts less: knife, fingernail, glass, or razor?
What does 'laser' stand for?
What makes fishies in the deep depths of the oceans glow?
What's your favorite neon color?
Have you ever worn a vest with jams? Or done a tightroll on your jeans? Crimped your hair and worn three different colors of socks at once?
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#63398
2003-08-04 8:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
What's "Marlana" backwards??? :lol:
Our waitress was named Marlana. I don't think she knew.
I had a waitress named Gay. I don't usually pay attention to name tags unless its a hot chick, but my friends kept telling me I have to look at her name tag. So when I finally did, it was when she asked me what I wanted. I couldn't stop laughing, and I could tell she knew what I was laughing at. Am I an ass? Of course. But how often do you meet someone named Gay!?
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#63399
2003-08-04 11:16 PM
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Will you actually answer all my questions?
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#63400
2003-08-05 9:49 PM
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#63401
2003-08-05 10:12 PM
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Lor: When are we going to see some nudes (tastefully done, of course) of you and Uschi?
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#63402
2003-08-05 10:57 PM
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![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) eat dog shit. :lol:
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#63403
2003-08-05 11:50 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uschi:
<strong> <img border="0" alt="[no no no]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" /> eat dog shit.
 </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dinner is seruved:
<img src="http://www.geocities.com/armada_sideways/icehouseshit.jpg" alt=" - " />
Oops, I forgot the spoon!
Perhaps I could get you a nice tall glass of "tap" water?
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#63404
2003-08-06 8:33 PM
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There are aliens within that pooper's cranium.
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#63405
2003-08-06 8:45 PM
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Pictures,we demand pictures!
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#63406
2003-08-06 10:43 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
There are aliens within that pooper's cranium.
I figured it just didn't want to be disturbed!
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#63407
2003-08-06 10:55 PM
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Alien death-rays. I swear 's true. Ask Lor.
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#63408
2003-08-07 12:00 AM
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can we see a picture of you?
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