How come my scanner light is always on?
What causes blue lightning?
Can I bum ten bucks off you?
Who was Hypatia from Alexandria?
How come part of Pythagoras' religion was not eating beans?
Why did it take so long to invent the zero?
Do you have the joy, joy, joy, joy down in your heart?
Do you laugh at Stephanie Pitlynski's jokes? What about Joe Cole?
What's the most volcanically active satellite around Sol?
Where is a galaxy far, far away?
Should I button that or leave it open?
Who shot JFK?
Why does the sun shine?
How long does it take for light from the sun to reach earth?
How long does it take for light from the sun's core to reach the photosphere?
When will the Earth's magnetic pole flip again?
If you could fly under your own power, would you still take the train to work?
Can a person be burned by a static electricity shock?
Do you take the tag off your matress?
If you shouldn't use electronics in the bathroom, why do they put plugs there?
Why does the same company put the same flyer on my windshield every day at work? Why don't they go to a different parking lot? Are they really that dumb?
What is it they put in girl scout cookies that make them so irresistable and addicting?
How does Subway make fat people thin? Did Jared make a pact with the devil?
Why can't someone come up with an interesting car commercial?
Have you ever fallen off a motorcycle?
Why won't Donnie shut the fuck up?
What's Spears' song 'hit me baby one more time' about? Battery? I thought she was supposed to be for kiddies...
Would you still read comic books if you had to listen to the Macarena song every time the cover opened?
Which is better: spaghetti or elbow noodles?
I taught a bird to flap in someone's face and say, "I'm Batman!" .... have YOU?
Why do teenagers hang out at the mall? I mean, there's nothing to DO!
Do you watch football or hockey?
Who invented ice cream?
Does Osama Bin Ladin drive a hippy van in Colorado Springs?
How big would people get if they didn't stop growing and just died when they could no longer support their own life?
If you were going to kill a person, what would you use?
Do you listen to Michael Jackson songs? Jackson Five?
Do your shoes contain animal parts?
What's your poison?
Is it hard to sew clothes without a sewing machine? How long do you think it would take?
Have you met an Amish Folk?
Boxers or breifs?
What color socks are best with dark green cargo slacks?
Where did the phrase sacre bleu come from?
How old would George Burns be if he didn't die?
How old is Jesus?
