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Originally posted by Uschi:
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Originally posted by Sideways:
George Burns would be 107 today (was born January of 1896, died at 100)
BTW, that's wrong. If he didn't die, he'd be ageless. He's be every age possiable at some point in time, including -possibly- infinity years old. Ageless. Not 107. Think outside the box. Or at least think in a different shaped box.

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Is light a wave or a particle?

Do people with one good eye and one needing correction wear glasses or monicles?

Why doesn't liquid nail work in the rain?

What do Party People do?

Where'd the cheese go?

Have you given anyone a wedgie?

Beer and soda are both carbonated, so why does beer produce more, louder, and more sustained burps?

Have you ever tried Rocky Mountain Oysters? Or looked for a Jackalope?

Where is the Firefeighters Museum located?

Who will win the long jump in the next olympics?

When will George Lucas die?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Click it or ticket?

Why is procrastination easier than just getting the work done?

Will I get a raise when I move to the bulk room?

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What's the recipy for napalm?

Why can't people tour NORAD anymore?

If someone dropped a nuke on Cheyanne Mountain (home of NORAD), how many seconds before The blast reaches me in south Colorado Springs?

Why is my generation called the Millenials? That is so gay!

What's the most days you've gone without a shower or bath of some sort?

Which cut hurts less: knife, fingernail, glass, or razor?

What does 'laser' stand for?

What makes fishies in the deep depths of the oceans glow?

What's your favorite neon color?

Have you ever worn a vest with jams? Or done a tightroll on your jeans? Crimped your hair and worn three different colors of socks at once?
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